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kristian

a fatass retard who got rejected by 17 girls in a row
oi, my mate can't seem to land a girl, he's such a kristian
by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025
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Kristian

He is the man of your dreams! His body is so beautiful and his dick is soooooo big! He is funny and crazy but he is also cute lovely! He is only yours! Girls keep an eye on your Kristian and kill all girls who look at him! Never let him go! He is your future!
i love you Kristian
by weloveyou333 January 2, 2017
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Hao kristian

The act of soiling and / or freezing your underpants , sheerly for comedic relief.
"The party was dying so I Hao Kristianed and we laughed about it for generations to come "

-ghandi probably
by Notstek69 July 31, 2023
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Kristian.

Kristian mostly called Kris, Kris is a funny and cool person on the outside but mostly dead on the inside. He hides this from everyone he knows because he doesn’t want anyone to worry about him. Because he doesn’t think he’s worth being worried about. But Kristian will be fine because he is a nigga and will thug shit out as he always does.
That’s the boy Kristian.
by A lost boy. November 23, 2023
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Jian Kristian

A sweet, loving, handsome kind of a guy. He will make sure that you always feel that someone is on your side. He will make you feel that you're a one of a kind. They always smell good. They can also be pretty blunt at sometimes but when it comes to love, they're usually not good at this type of "thing". I mean they're so perfect that God gave them something "not so perfect".
You're so handsome Jian Kristian!!! uwu
by cockbuster21 August 17, 2021
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Karl Kristian

Karl Kristian is a penis, who likes to play spiderman is rich and likes to play fotball. Karl kristians friends calls him kk, KK is a ginger❤️
She say I want a KK like Karl Kristian «you News a kk»
by Lovepug99summer October 9, 2018
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Kristian Walker

Ohhh Kristian. You are so loved, and you definitely love back. But only committed to one girl... she loves you too though. You have a smile that lights up the room, the brightest eyes, and the sweetest personality. You are loved by all. But you only accept one. Thank you for everything baby. I love you
“OMG KRISTIAN WALKER YOURE SO HOT” “I’m committed to someone else
by Unicornsfly420 February 13, 2018
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