Mark Koch

Someone who someone who is extremely smart, but acts extremely fucking retarded most of the time. His favorite is phrase is "Guacamole Nigga Penis." He has a 3-inch punisher. Favorite Activity: looking at memes for hours on end.

Mark Koch will be kicked of Quiz Bowl.

by THERAPIST aka Mojo-Jo-Jo February 3, 2020

K-K-Kock Blocked

When a parent forbids a child from being in a relationship based on the other childs race.

Did you hear about Trey? His dad K-K-Kock Blocked him the other day.

by ForidaMan October 19, 2015

Koch

A handjob in a crowded bar from a homely looking girl that closely resembles a blueberry.

Man I got a Koch last night at McFaddens.

by Thompsawitz March 29, 2009

Kochebag

One who has a lack of respect for other people's property and generally fouls things up for everyone else.

- Hey, have you seen my stuff?
- If you mean what was yours and now is mine, yea I've seen my stuff.
- You're such a Kochebag.
- Stop wasting my time.

by luvs-ridin-it February 20, 2010

heckler and koch

leader in the development and manufacturing of tactical and modern weapons in the world. Called euro-trash often by those who are jealous because the weapons they adore are inferior.

Heckler and Koch GmbH
Heckler and Koch Jagd und Sportwaffen GmbH

by H&K lover September 5, 2003

Koch

An affectionate term for either a friend or acquaintance who then in turn refers to you as Dinkins in their reply.

see also "Dinkins"

"What up koch?"
"Pass that shit koch!"

by Czar Mikhail April 17, 2003

Acchi Kocchi

I am pretty much fucking done with my life. I'm ready to give up everything. Heck i would even make a clone of myself and give everything to that clone so no one would suspect that i'm dead

Hey it's your friendly neighborhood Acchi Kocchi here ready to fucking die

by Acchi Kocchi October 28, 2018