kidney stoning

The act of taking drugs by placing a needle in one's urethra.

"Man, you were in that bathroom for hours! What the heck were you doing?"

"Sorry bro, I was kidney stoning on some fresh stuff."

by Dacooliodude January 8, 2012

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kidney pie

" When you go up behind someone and punch them in the kidneys at the same time"

"Created by Greg B"

"Oh! You just got kidney pied"

by dl33t June 11, 2004

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A very serious disease that 10% of all human have. The disease is caused by a genetic mistake that have a 9.436% of occurring in a human’s birth. It will lead to the human having his/her kidney around their stomach. Study’s have shown that 100% of all human who have kidneysaroundyourstomach disease will die eventually. The only way to cure this is to go into the 4th dimension. Normal humans (as we all know) have two kidneys located in your legs.

Hey! You have kidney cancer!

Oh no! I have the kidneysaroundyourstomach disease! I only have one kidney!

Well that’s too bad, you’ll have to go to the 4th dimension, I guess.

by Dr. Mikeyougurt August 12, 2018

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kidney shuffle

Occurs after a long night of drinking and is often coupled with a hangover. Characterized by a general aching sensation in the lower back area, particularly around the kidneys.

"Man, last night was a shitshow! I got so drunk and I think I made out with the horse. I'm paying for it today, I've got a nasty hangover and I am doing the Kidney Shuffle."

by gimpy2552 April 18, 2008

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