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kiddie porn

Child pornography. Can involve kids having sex with each other or a child having sex with an adult.

What Catholic priests whack off to when they're not fucking the altar boys.
There is A LOT of kiddie porn on Kazaa.
by Kevin December 30, 2003
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Hey Kiddo

A phrase, used occasionally when greeting, someone within a close proximity to your own age (1 day-1 year).
Used more frequently by a non-relative when greeting a (friend's possibly) child.
Katie: (to Jeff) "Hey Kiddo"
Jeff: "Oh shut the hell up I'm only 3 weeks younger than you"
Katie: "Still fucking younger kiddo"

or

Old guy: "Hey Kiddo" (some form of annoying touching i.e. cheek pinch)
Teenager: "WTF?!?!"
by Bia is me January 6, 2006
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kiddin'

It's just like kidding, only cooler.
You suck, I'm just kiddin' bro.
by wasomegay February 8, 2014
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Kiddie Pool

A person whose personality is so shallow, it's only skin deep. A person that is so superficial, that they are compared to the most shallow swimming pool, the kiddie pool.
"Ashley is so shallow, she's a kiddie pool."

"Brock?! Deep?! Are you kidding?! He's a kiddie pool."
by Youknowyadayada November 10, 2009
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Beatrix Kiddo

1.Uma Thurmans character in Kill Bill Aka "the bride"

Most people don't understand the signifigance of the line "silly rabbit, trix are for kids" but is acctually a foreshadowing of her name.

2.Someone hunting for revenge.
1. Beatrix Kiddo is the character uma thurman plays in kill bill.

2. Yeah she went all Beatrix kiddo on his ass.
by Atlec April 9, 2006
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super kidding

like just kidding, but way funnier. commonly abbreviated to sk
cate: oh my god lisa that dress makes you look so fat
lisa: what??? :(
cate: super kidding!
by iwasatypo May 7, 2011
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script kiddie

Usually lonewolves (er...lonepuppies), script kiddies 'h4x0r j00' using no knowledge of their own. Though they generally use their 'skills' *cough* for bad, they're not much to fear.
by Boochies August 27, 2003
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