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keysersozee

Playing Pacific Poker, Possibly the HUGEST hacker in the world. Winning nearly every hand before the flop. He is hated by many, especially one who goes by the name of "DrKikass"; who beleives he is a cat rapist.
Keyserozee does not talk, because he is to busy counting cards
by Mef March 26, 2005
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kevster

a nickname of a girl named 'katherine', where by her initials spell KEV.
"Hey Kevster, hows it going?"
"Not bad Sam, fancy a j?
by theBroom April 27, 2008
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Keystroke

A class type in the Roblox game Black magic. They are used by typing in a combo of keys really fast, like stroking keys, to do a move. An example of an easier keystroke class is Berzerker, which uses strokes that contain three to four keys on average. Examples: ddsc sax sdq asdq wdaq wwq ddq ssq aaq. A harder keystroke is Terumi which you have to buy to use. The keystrokes for that one contain about three to four keys but they are spread around the board sdp dasp are two, and they can be harder to use. Also if you get "gud" at a keystroke you will be a near god in Black Magic, so learn one to win good. Thats all I know.
"This class doesn't work?!?"

"bro u nub its a keystroke and ur to lame to use one u nub lmao rekt savage" (and other Roblox insults
by SomeLooserOnTheInternet February 28, 2018
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KEYSTROKE MONITOR

Definition 1: Stroking your girlfriend or wife's bottom gently with or without clothes on to send her to sleep so she stops talking. Then you look and monitor to see if its working.

Definition 2: Something IT and security guys/girls, neighbors, google, yahoo, MS and others do to either:

To check what your up to and use it against you at some point OR use it in a positive way for password recognition patterns to protect you.

Sometimes a keyboard dongle may be unobtrusively inserted between the keyboard and computer to capture all keystrokes including power-on passwords or sometimes they do this by the back-door method via email text or an image, video or CD gift. Phreaking can now also capture keystrokes from text.
Definition 1: She's talking too much and I've had a hard day at the office so I think I'll use my "keystroke monitor" tactic to shut her up for 5 minutes.

Definition 2: The telecommunications guy should have worked for NEWS OF THE WORLD to invoke KEYSTROKE MONITORING on my computer. Gosh he gave me a CD and often sends me videos or tells me to check out a link. Sneaky sneaky!
by THE ENHANCED July 11, 2011
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Keester

Man you keester.
Did you keester with that man?
by Tit nipple August 19, 2018
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Keyser

Slang for being the most worthless piece of shit imaginable. This type of person couldn’t do less work if they were in a fucking coma. Complains constantly about simple tasks.
That guy hasn’t done shit at work all . All he does is bitch. Man he’s a real Keyser.
by Camo cocked cowboy November 18, 2017
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keaster creeper

gay termonlogy for someone creeping around anothers ass or keaster
DUDE!!QUIT BEING A KEASTER CREEPER!!!!


man that guy over there is a total keaster creeper
by tbaginz01 February 11, 2009
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