Kevin

A hoe. He’s not loyal and likes five different girls at a time

Kevin has a new girlfriend.

by Ashlielynn December 10, 2017

Kevin

An asshole , know it all piece of shit human being. Thinks that everything he says is factual. Has the smallest dick known to man, you' need a scientific microscope to see it. Doesn't know how to be faithful, takes handfulls of pills when he deems life to hard.

Girl 1 : Did you have sex with Kevin last night?
Girl 2: Yah , had to ask if his dick was in.
Girl1:better becareful or you will catch a kevin.

by Lookin_4_love92 October 27, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is a fucking cuck. There has never been a good Kevin out there every single one of them deserves to burn in hell.

“Did you hear about what Kevin did?” “Cheat on his wife?” “No, he fucking murdered her and then went snowboarding”

by Goblindrool May 10, 2020

Kevin

Another name for the dissociative anaesthetic Ketamine, More commonly used when buying k recreationaly

have you seen Kevin today?

by *B* July 6, 2007

Kevin

Literally one of the worst people you could ever meet. Like honestly. Annoying, fake and a man whore.

Stay away from Kevins!!

He goes after every girl but none of them like him, he is suck a Kevin

by Becky Taurez November 18, 2019

Kevin

Weird and quirky, funny. ridiculously klutzy and stubs his toes a whole HELL of a lot. If you have a friend named Kevin then consider urself a wee bit lucky, they are very introverted and have trouble talking to other people that they aren't already friends with, this makes being their friend a sort of lottery (Albeit a bit easier that the real lottery). thoughtful and think through things before giving their answers...sometimes... other times they blurt shit out without a second thought. personality can shift from friendly to LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE day to day or even person to person, but you wont likely see that side of them if they respect and are good friends with you. dont lose them, they love their memes and will want to share them with you whenever they can.

Person 1: Look at the new guy, i bet he's a Kevin
Person 2: How can u tell?
Person 1: Nobody T-Poses like that in the middle of the hall... its obvious.

by DATBOIKEVLAR May 19, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is the funniest guy in your school! His brown hair can sometimes make people jealous.He gets bullied but doesn’t y’all about it and instead makes jokes about it. He has a crush on someone he hugs a lot but doesn’t admit it. He is also really popular!

Dude! Kevin is my best friend!

by Drama king November 15, 2019