Redspeed kart

a kart that is actually orange-red and is used by ONLY white arias and bell users

that white aria only passed me because he was in a Redspeed Kart, he would be half a second slower if he was on a Birel Art

by Karting Pro December 18, 2023

Mario Kart

A f*cking awesome ass game that everyone should play

P1: Yo let’s play the best game ever!
P2: Mario Kart?
P1: f*ck. yea

by Metroid > Zelda May 29, 2023

Mario Kart

1. Racing video game series published by Nintendo, featuring primarily characters from the Mario franchise.

2. A sexual act involving the ejaculation of a dog inside of you, or your ejaculation inside a dog.

1.

Mario: Hey brother, you up for a game of Mario Kart?
Luigi: Sure thing bro, get the Gamecube set up.

2.
Mario: So, you got any plans tonight?
Luigi: Eh, not much, was thinking of doing a Mario Kart...
Mario: That poor dog of yours doesn't know what's coming...

by WitherHD November 19, 2017

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

bad

this is competitive mario kart 8 deluxe, twelve players of similar skill vote on one of these four formats

by mk8dx lounge June 30, 2024

Mario-Karting

PG: Sitting on someone's lap, moaning, and getting hard.

PG-13: Playing Mario Kart and then later sleeping together.

Gavin: "Chris, remember when we were Mario-Karting the other day?"

Chris: "Yes, daddy."

Gavin: "We should do that again."

Chris: "Yes, daddy."

by My Friend Has Jake Paul October 6, 2022

Kosmic kart

this kart is driven by a kid who gets paid a million a year or his/her father who makes a million per year on RPG, or a Briggs driver that found it on facebook marketplace.

that kid on the Kosmic kart is obviously cheating, I would've got p1 2nd without the RPG Drivers, (RPG Drivers pipes are always short, trust me)

by Karting Pro December 18, 2023

Go-karting

When a group of grown hammered drunk men spend time getting hammered from behind

Last weekend me and my buddies went go-karting

by Masterdriver May 15, 2021