that white aria only passed me because he was in a Redspeed Kart, he would be half a second slower if he was on a Birel Art
by Karting Pro December 18, 2023
Get the Redspeed kart mug.When you and a female companion(wife, girlfriend, etc.) get together for a good gmae of Mario Kart and cuddling. May lead to sex depending on who wins or loses.
Male friends: Hey man, what do you have planned for tonight?
Me: Nothing much but I promised the girlfriend we would kart and cuddle.
Me: Nothing much but I promised the girlfriend we would kart and cuddle.
by X_Webster October 12, 2019
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Very nice game using mario, luigi, and friends and has lots of racing.
Very nice game using mario, luigi, and friends and has lots of racing.
by Starryboi April 30, 2024
Get the Mario Kart mug.Going from a high placement to a very low placement in a short amount of time due to the randomized items in any kart racing game. The term is most commonly used in the Mario Kart series, it’s namesake, but can also be used in other racing party games like Garfield Kart or Team Sonic Racing.
Person A:Wow, I’m dominating this race!
(Gets hit by Blue Shell)
Person A:Well, that’s OK, I’m still in 3rd, I’ll just come bac-
(Gets hit by Red Shell)
Person A:I’m just in sixth! It’s definitely still winnabl-
(Gets hit by Bullet Bill)
Person A:God dammit. I’m in 10th. I just got Mario Karted.
(Gets hit by Lightning)
(Finishes in 12th)
(Gets hit by Blue Shell)
Person A:Well, that’s OK, I’m still in 3rd, I’ll just come bac-
(Gets hit by Red Shell)
Person A:I’m just in sixth! It’s definitely still winnabl-
(Gets hit by Bullet Bill)
Person A:God dammit. I’m in 10th. I just got Mario Karted.
(Gets hit by Lightning)
(Finishes in 12th)
by anonymous June 29, 2023
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Person 1: Ever played Shrek Swamp Kart Speedway on GBA?
Person 2: Yeah, it's the worst game ever released.
Person 2: Yeah, it's the worst game ever released.
by CrazyCockatoo2003 May 17, 2025
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