Kelly

the art of being a complete failure in every aspect of life

wow you are really good at kellying your life

by KIKA876 February 8, 2010

Kelly

1. Random coworker in the office who always orders lunch but never pays or shorts you on what she owes. 2. Random coworker who never orders lunch but always eats half of yours

1. I'm going to pull a kelly and not pay you for lunch. 1. I'm going to pull a kelly and eat half your lunch...hope you aren't "that" hungry.

by lunchbitch February 18, 2015

Kelly

The name one would give their daughter if they knew, in advance that she would be a whorish degenerate loser.

Mother: "Aww honey it's a girl!"
Father: " Yes, and what a whorish degenerate loser one too!"
Mother: "lets name her Kelly then"
Father: "Agreed!"

by HateBucket April 6, 2010

kelly

A very sexy voiced radio personality on FM96 in the lovely London, Ontario. She Works with tucker and taz and probably beyond a reasonable doubt give's many male's on there way to or from work in the morning a Hard-on. also probably has the sexiest of voices on the station as well.

Water Cooler guy 1 : did you hear kelly on FM96 this morning?

Water Cooler guy 2 : yeah i totally got a chubby her voice is sooo sexy.

by KermitT.Frog October 24, 2011

Kelly

Another word for whore. She gets ALOT of guys, but that is because she is easy, and has huge boobies. Kelly's favorite activities are making out, checking out boys, and stroking guy's cocks. Guys only like her for her hoo-ha's, but we all know that her face is terrible. She is a horny-ass, weed smoking, white-trash, bitch. She gives blow-jobs and says "I love you" to EVERY one of her boyfriends. Her life goal is to probably have sex with 200 different guys.

God, she is such a Kelly

by You_dont_need_to_know_goshhhhh December 12, 2010

Kelly

That bitch is always down to do some spooky shit. She’s a wild one but has the warmest hugs and the sweetest words. My kelly is my other half we literally finish each other’s sentences. She’s my ride or die and I love that whore she’s my bestie.

Damn that girl is mega wild she reminds me of a kelly.

by youraveragestoner October 20, 2018

Kelly

Also known as Kelly’s Weather on Instagram. HE, NOT she, is hilarious and a great dancer. Is dressed like a weatherman at the moment of writing this.

Kelly is a funny GUY

by O’Cley’re Air October 12, 2019