Keaton is spider man even if you deny it, he loves big black man balls and sucks them on the daily. Who knew spider man had that dawg in him? Keaton is a fat nerd and loves his little white dog. He’s extremely outrageously hot and sexy, on baby✊🏿
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Bro Abigail finally came over and I blew my chances I be pulling a Keaton!! But that dairy gold was nice.
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Person A: That guy is such a dick.
Person B: Ironically, according to Keasey's Law, he has a small dick too.
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