lemme hit your juul bro

that one mooch that wont get their own juul and just use up everyones pods like just get your own jesus fuck.

dude 1 "lemme hit your juul bro"
dude 2 "fine but dont use up too much"
dude 1 *takes a fat rip*
dude 2 "fuck you man thats my last one"
dude 1 "lighten up bro

by juuluuluul March 13, 2019

JUUL In My Pocket Grades Go SkyRocket

All the A++++ nerds have A JUUL in their pocket

Me:Brudda u r so smart how?
Friend: Oh it’s because of my JUUL
Friend: JUUL IN MY POCKET GRADES GO SKYROCKET

by Reeeeelord March 21, 2018

National Fuck Juul Day

May 2nd. A week after 4/27, national juul day. This is a national holiday for people who hate big tobacco but still rip Juul.

"Yo bro did you know Malboro's parent company led a 13 billion dollar investment into Juul?"
"Fuck bro, good thing we have National Fuck Juul Day"

by theloserkid April 25, 2019

$50 And A Juul Pod

Slang term for getting pleasured by in the hindquarters for small sums of money

I wanna hit but all I got is $50 and a Juul pod…

by Promiscuous Juice Of Grape January 22, 2022

Weak Ass Juul

Stop smoking on that weak ass juul mane

“Aye mane, look at Numer smoking on that weak ass juul”

by NuhNumer August 07, 2019

Juul juul

Juul juul is a girl who is the girlfriend of Ria. (Riri) They are both extremely THICCC and seggsy

Ria: Hi juul juul!
Juul juul: Hi!
Ria: We are both extremely EXTREMELY thiccc.
Juul juul: Very!

by Juul Juul November 29, 2020

blacking out a juul

hitting a gay juul for 10 seconds until the little gay light turns off

damn do you see that fag Ryan over there blacking out a juul?

by Jimmy jake March 11, 2024