junketarian

Someone who says they're a vegetarian, but they mostly just eat junk food, with the only vegetables being some form of deep-fried potatoes. SEE ALSO: Junkivore (someone who still eats meat, but only if it comes out of a fast-food window.)

Martin's a junketarian -- he might not eat meat, but he also hasn't had a salad in 5 years.

by LanguageLover December 17, 2009

Junk Mailing

Gloryholing through a mailbox.

Ashlynn was Junk Mailing her boyfriend when i walked by

by kuudez April 22, 2011

junk hug

Awkward moment when two guys are too close when they give each other a hug, resulting in junk to junk contact.

"Did you see John and Jake's junk hug? They were so close that their junk was touching!"

"When you hug your best friend, be sure to leave a little room downstairs - you don't wanna junk hug!"

by Bucksh0t March 10, 2013

Junk Juice

Dripping ball sweat.

This workout left me soaked with junk juice

I can feel the junk juice dripping off my scrotum.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

jungkoochiee

random instagram user whos whipped for jungkook
-spams the tetris guy video
-stale memes
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if i see jungkoochiee post the tetris guy video 1 more time-

by gocrazy198499294 March 30, 2019

Jungkook

Jeon Jeong-guk - best known by his stage name Jungkook - is the main vocalist, lead dancer, sub rapper, center and maknae ( = youngest member) of the South Korean boy group called BTS (Bangtan Sonyeondan).

Also known as the golden maknae - a name given to Jungkook by the other group members for being good at everything he does.

Jungkook is such a great vocalist

by Bubblegumkrock April 30, 2019

press junk-it

Verb, to speak without thinking to reporters or members of the press. Famous press junkers are Bob Dylan and Terrell Owens. The term was first coined in Zach Braff's Garden State.

"What was your dream job growing up?" - Reporter
"To be a waitress," - Dylan

"What are you going to do here in Denmark?" - Reporter
"Look for Hamlet's castle," - Dylan

Dylan could really press junk-it.

by Geoff L. November 22, 2005