adam jones

adam jones is the hottest guy alive. he is a member of the SM6 band. unfortunately, he is held hostage by another member of the band. u can find his tik tok @sm6. he listens to our requests to wear a beanie and vans. only a short time before we turn him into a skater boy. #saveadam

i love the tik tok star rock band star adam jones from sm6

by Kween Kelly May 28, 2020

cherry jones

To absolutely own in a situation, game, or instance.

CharitableNinja Cherry Jonesed that round of team slayer.

by ChrisBuyUADrankRegan December 2, 2007

Davy Jones

The sexual act describing when a man orally pleases a female and uses his fingers to replicate Davy Jones' tentacles.

I tried the davy jones on my girl last night, she's still walking like a pirate

by S.S. Boat August 1, 2013

jessica jones

A frickn badass bitch with a love of hard liquor (preferably whiskey) and an uncaring attitude towards everything else - apart from that purple douchebag. Seriously, what an ASS.

Person 1: Have you seen Jessica Jones yet?
Person 2: I really really want to, but I don't want to have my childhood of Russel T Davies era doctor who ruined by seeing David Tennant play a rapey manipulative sonofabitch...

by catsy57 June 20, 2016

Jibs Jones Jr

Jibs Jones Jr is a pseudonym used by more than one person, an almost mythical character, he is known for keeping it real on a regular basis.

Caller: "Hello is Jibs Jones there?"
Answerer: "Jibs Jones!!!!!!! Jibs Jones!!!!!!! Jibs Jones Jr here. What up Jibs?"
C: "Are you keepin' it snoot?"
A: "Fo'really do am. You?"
C: "Yeah Buddy! Yeah Buddy! Yeah Buddy! Yeeeeaaahhhh Buddy!"

by Snack del Sneeze March 22, 2009

Danny Jones Syndrome

A person who is naturally dumb/stupid or clumsy can be said to have Danny Jones Syndrome. The kind who accidently walks into things or drops important objects. Sounds naturally dopey when they talk. Name taken from the guitarist of British pop band McFly, who could be said to have the original Danny Jones Syndrome.

My Dad's such a 'tard, he forgot my Birthday again! He must have a case of Danny Jones Syndrome!

by McMinorrrRocks April 13, 2009

Grumperson Jones

An extremely grumpy, cranky, or unhappy individual.

Watch out, Greg is a Grumperson Jones today!

by Emily Jones-Parker July 28, 2010