by pony June 16, 2003
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An ignorant ass motherfucker who was a starting cornerback in the NFL for the Tennesse Titans. Suspended by NFL commissioner Roger Goodell in 2006 after more than 10 arrests across several states. His most notable offense was "making it rain" in a strip club by emptying more than $30,000 from 40 gallon trashbags and then requesting the money back. The incident caused a riot in the strip clud which led Jones' nontourage to fire guns, hitting one of the security guards in the chest, severing his spine and rendering him permanently disbaled.
An ignorant ass motherfucker who was a starting cornerback in the NFL for the Tennesse Titans. Suspended by NFL commissioner Roger Goodell in 2006 after more than 10 arrests across several states. His most notable offense was "making it rain" in a strip club by emptying more than $30,000 from 40 gallon trashbags and then requesting the money back. The incident caused a riot in the strip clud which led Jones' nontourage to fire guns, hitting one of the security guards in the chest, severing his spine and rendering him permanently disbaled.
by Michael J. Waldren April 17, 2008
Get the Pacman Jones mug.Peter jones is a nice guy who tries to hard. He is a fuckboi, and doesn't treat his friends well. Most of the time he is funny and a good friend, but will desert you the second he thinks he has a chance of making out with someone.
by VioletSparks May 30, 2016
Get the peter jones mug.Derived from Danny Jones & Dougie Poynter of McFLY fame, coupling the pair's last names together.
It is a term used for 'slash' when one is writing a fan fiction about the pair.
Is sometimes shortened to 'Pones'.
It is a term used for 'slash' when one is writing a fan fiction about the pair.
Is sometimes shortened to 'Pones'.
Claire: "I wrote some awesome Poynter-Jones porn last night, wanna read?"
Taylor: ZOMG DANNY AND DOUGIE SEX YEYYYY
Taylor: ZOMG DANNY AND DOUGIE SEX YEYYYY
by Claire Thackray January 29, 2009
Get the Poynter-Jones mug.At 5'7" 212 lbs, the halfback Maurice Jones-Drew has become widely accepted as one of the best 2nd round picks of the 2006 NFL Draft. Currently playing for the JAX Jaguars, MDJ ran for 13 touchdowns and 941 yards off 166 carries, at an average of 5.7 yards per carry in his rookie season, despite only starting one game, playing the rest behind Fred Taylor. He also got 436 yards receiving, including 2 receiving TD's. He returned 31 kicks at an average of 27.7, with one touchdown.
Maurice Jones-Drew is too small to have an impact at HB in the NFL...it worked at college but- oh crap he's great i'd best shut up
by Jonny.07 January 17, 2007
Get the maurice jones-drew mug.A nice person that always makes u smile and and never gets in your way . An amazingly talented girl that always finds a way into ur life but stands by u no matter what and can make a relationships last a life time . She will never let u go, But make no mistake she will punch u in the stomach if u get on her nerves. Made my a good person i swear bob and bates
by christooher abergg July 20, 2016
Get the johnessa mug.someone is Phil Jonesed when a girl/guy makes them strip with the intention to have sex but then changes his/her mind and not have sex with them, resulting in them putting their clothes back on in failure and shame.
a reference to Manchester United player Phil Jones who took his shirt off in celebration before Sergio Aguero's late league winning goal during the 2011/2012 BPL season
a reference to Manchester United player Phil Jones who took his shirt off in celebration before Sergio Aguero's late league winning goal during the 2011/2012 BPL season
john: did you get lucky with Sasha?
tom: no she came over, we made out then she stopped and left after i got naked
john: you got Phil Jonesed
tom: no she came over, we made out then she stopped and left after i got naked
john: you got Phil Jonesed
by ThatDude1988 July 12, 2012
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