Tornado Jockey

One who resides in a trailer park and often finds themselves chained to a lawn chair and a six pack out in front of the double wide when the sirens begin to hum. Often resides in or near tornado alley and believes the "F" scale of tornado damage is actually the factor of "Fun".

See also Toby Keith's "Trailerhood" music video

Bo: How many people must die before we realize God hates trailer parks?

Forest: Easy, man! My Uncle Cletus is a tornado jockey!

by taintmonster January 1, 2012

Gif Jockey

One who during online hangouts and chats uses gif files instead of text or voice to express their opinion on what is being discussed in the chatroom. Gif Jockey, GF

He always entertains us with the right gif to express the mood in a chat room. He`s like a disc jockey of gifs. A Gif Jockey

by Broth3r John November 28, 2016

Blast Jockey

When you give a monster cumshot. When there is too much cum for your partner to handle.

Bob totally Blast Jockeyed his mom and sister last week. Jerry Blast Jockeyed my daughter so I decided to Black Jockey his wife.

by Mister Twister Fister January 24, 2019

Meat Jockey

a woman who prefers it on top during sex, where as she can resemble the up and down motions of a jockey in a horse race.

I bet that girl at the bar is a real meat jockey!

by ChaanaS June 13, 2011

bible jockey

Someone who lives for the bible, constantly quoting it.

"fucking bible jockeys, always picket the abortion clinics!"

by 1pwnj3$u$ October 18, 2006

Bush Jockey

A bush jockey is a form of pervert. It is someone who hides in the bushes in order to watch people who think they are not being watched. This almost always gets a bush jockey off.

Man : I'm having a real good time tonight, I'd like to see more of you if you know what I mean...

Woman : Oh I do and you can expect...what was that? theres someone in the bushes!

Man : Dammit you stupid Bush Jockey!

Bush Jockey : Oh no, I must flee!

by Enigma Pie July 24, 2006

Helmet Jockey

One who works on a pornographic movie set "fluffing" the penis of actors to keep them hard.

Hey, where is RTG the Helmet Jockey? Ron has a windsock effect going on!

by MotherFnFBM October 24, 2010