by Gil March 12, 2004
Get the pole jockey mug.One who adjusts themselves into the seated position who using a dildo, often fixing it to a sturdy surface such as a table or chair, and them slides thier body up and down on the dildo.
The only noteworthy fact I learned from watching your daughter in that sextoy advert is that she is a dildo jockey, and moves her body instead of the dildo. That, and she has a mole on her right pussy lip.
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A Canadian
Canadian fellow
"Whats this all aboot eh?"
American dude
"Rawr! A Beaver humping moose jockey! I mean Canadians!"
Dear Canada,
You can have Avril Lavigne and Celine Dion back. Please.
Your friends,
America
"Whats this all aboot eh?"
American dude
"Rawr! A Beaver humping moose jockey! I mean Canadians!"
Dear Canada,
You can have Avril Lavigne and Celine Dion back. Please.
Your friends,
America
by MOooseMunch March 3, 2010
Get the Beaver Humping Moose Jockey mug.A "Hockey Jockey" is when a girl is riding a guy violently hard, while continuously punching him in the face; inevitably causing a broken nose, split lips & loss of teeth, while also causing the guy to blow the hardest load he ever has in his life.
Dude1: Holy Fuck! What the fuck happened to his face?! And why the fuck is he smiling?!
Dude2: His girl Hockey Jockey 'd the fuck out of him last night. His fucking balls exploded. This is the happiest I've ever seen that creepy fucker in his life!
Dude2: His girl Hockey Jockey 'd the fuck out of him last night. His fucking balls exploded. This is the happiest I've ever seen that creepy fucker in his life!
by Jaty Kraytill May 25, 2009
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Get the plow jockey mug.When you've been riding your horse too often without wearing knickers and your fanny has started to resemble an angry blood orange
'Doctor I've got a really sore fanny from riding my horse'
Doctor 'Looks like a serious case of Jockey's Wink to me'
Doctor 'Looks like a serious case of Jockey's Wink to me'
by Gazzy90 March 10, 2022
Get the Jockey's Wink mug.A biochemist who deals with mundane tasks such as refining his polynucleotides or proteins with gel electrophoresis.
Peter Watts advertises himself as a failed jell jockey, for he had tried running plasmids and failed.
by Sarasti 9 From Outer Space April 2, 2008
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