Jegsoned

When one is so blackout drunk, beyond the capability of the ability to form real words.

“Habba da habba da”
Damn he musy be jegsoned right now.

by Urban Duude December 2, 2020

Jewbonics

Jewish slang words that are used to communicate in Jewish situations.

"Jewbonix-for jews"

As
"Ebonics-for blacks"

Examples: Mashigonna, Shmuck, Shmiecal, bupkes, kibbitz...

By Scotty2hotty423

I can't understand what those two jews are saying... I can't understand their Jewbonics...

by Scotty2Hotty23 January 14, 2021

Jenson Brown

Just naturally the best around always gets girls left right and centre a lot off people get jealous of a Jenson and will try to attack him but cannot be beat

Jenson browns are gods and can not be touched

by Can’tbelieve youdon’tthis57 January 28, 2021

JENSONS BARN

Long drawn out explaination of something.

Well we had to go around Jensons Barn to get that one.

by Maine girl January 29, 2021

Jensons Barn

Long drawn out explaination of something.

Well we had to go around Jensons Barn to get that one.

by Maine girl January 29, 2021

Jenson

Baby rages. Never goes outside cause he too busy grinding on fortnite.

We all know one but we all wish WE FUCKING DIDN'T

Jenson's such a prick

by Secret tank June 19, 2021

Jenson

The living embodiment of perfection. A Jenson is kind, funny and a great listener. But the best part is that a Jenson is extremely sexy. When a Jenson walks into a club, every girl in there is instantly attracted to him.

Girl: Damn that guy I was with last night

was so hot!
Girl 2: Was he a Jenson?

by Yamum261 June 27, 2021