Jegsoned

When one is so blackout drunk, beyond the capability of the ability to form real words.

“Habba da habba da”
Damn he musy be jegsoned right now.

by Urban Duude December 2, 2020

George Jetsoned

When Your Significant Other takes your Wallet/Credit Card, and leaves you just enough cash for lunch.

You: "Walks into work at 8am"

Co-Worker: Why the long face?

You: Man, i just got George Jetsoned!

Co-Worker: Awe Snap! That Sux....

You: Mmhmm!

by KasperDeVille March 8, 2014