Jethro

name: wim - Single Male(altho not sure cos he has titties), plays tfc(or tries).
he is a funny guy when pigs fly

stop eating son, u dont wanna turn into a jethro dont u?

by jaak April 7, 2003

jethro

an extremely impressive bong which a large grouping of persons in a single city has hit.

jackass 1: god dammit, jeff's bong is the shit!
jackass 2: fuck that man, Jethro is way more crucial.

by Tons-Of-Fun July 21, 2008

Jeter Fever

better known as herpes, allegedly a few celebs may have or may not have contracted herpes from interaction directly or indirectly with Derek Jeter

Namely; Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel and Mariah Carey

Ewww dude you can't mess with her. I heard she's got the Jeter Fever

by Bruce Da Truth August 27, 2007

Jeter

a whore

Jeter blows.

by Anonymous September 16, 2003

derek jeter

Extremely overrated shortstop for the New York Yankees - although he's a very good hitter (for a shortstop), he's pretty bad defensively and is waaay overpaid, even by baseball's exorbidant standards. He's baseball's equivalent of Tom Brady.

Wow! He had a .500 slugging average and drove in 100 RBIs ONCE! He almost hit 25 homers a couple of times, and he's never struck out 150 times in a season! What a fantastic player! Scott Brosius also won all of those rings! Scott Brosius is the second-greatest player ever!

by ThatsBriskBaby March 7, 2005

Jeter

extremely hot and sexy shortstop for the new york yankees. hes an unbelieveable talented all around player, one of the best in baseball.

" I just want to be remembered as a Yankee. " Derek Jeter

by AshIzzLe May 21, 2004

Jewturn

the act of making a U-turn or turning around in a car, but only for the reason that you left your coupons at home

"Honey, do you have the Coupon?". "Oh crap, I forgot it, just hang a Jewturn right here".

by Scottynicotine February 11, 2010