Jersey Shitty

An alcoholic drink. Name based on "Jersey City," the place where it was created. Drink contains vodka, Sprite, Cranberry juice cocktail, and a lime. It's on ice. Itz kinda like a cozmo, only SHITTIER!

Man, we got ourselves shitty offa Jersey Shitty!

by thomspon10 November 23, 2006

Jersey Worthy

As defined, Jersey Worthy refers to an average professional sports player, specifically a player no one has heard of or knows by name, whom plays so well that a fan is compelled to pay 150 bucks for that players authentic jersey.

Nate Robinson scored 24 points in the fourth quarter to bring the Bulls from a 16 point deficit and beat the Brooklyn Nets. He is Jersey Worthy.

Rookie Anthony Rizzo went 3-4 today with a home run and two doubles. He is Jersey Worthy.

by GoochFace April 27, 2013

jersey mudslide

process of performing anal sex while the person recieving purposefully shits on the penis of the other

dude 1. whats it called when a chick shits on ur dick

dude 2. if its on purpose.... a jersey mudslide

by jfrco September 23, 2013

Jesse Delgado

Jesse Delgado is a bigger baller than Jeremy and Marisabel combined

I'm so good at b ball I'm going to be a Jesse Delgado when I grow up

by Xtremecheese August 2, 2016

Jensen Ackles

perfection

"you you look so Jensen Ackles"
"oh, wow, thank you!"

by padvalecki April 23, 2017

Jesel

What is Jesel ? He likes to bully people but can be very sweet. He doesn’t know how to use the word beautiful and girls have big fat crushes in Jesel. Random people detest Jesel for various reasons that he is does not know. How does Jesel even pull girls wtf. It’s okay he’s a handsome young lad.

M:“Jesel likes (insert name)”
F:”ong no way”

by maddawg03 November 13, 2020

Codename Jesse

A TikToker who is famous for making dramatic skits

Codename Jesse needs to be on netflix

by gprillatalk March 30, 2020