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Jayboned

Involuntarily urinating on your person or surrounding objects while sleeping, or in a trance like stage, due to the consumption of alcohol.
After a night of consuming way too much beer, I passed out and eventually jayboned my couch.
by TheFirm July 25, 2009
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Jason Newsted

Second bassist for the band, Metallica. The band recruited him in late 1986 after the tragic death of former legendary bass player, Cliff Burton. His first album with the band was the EP, Garage Days Revisited, but his first full studio album was ...And Justice For All.

Newsted pretty much got a bad wrap because he wasn't as good as Burton. If you really listen to his bass pieces, however, it's not hard to find that he is clearly among the best bass players in the world.

In 2000, Newsted left the band for what he claimed were personal injuries he sustained while touring with Metallica. He later admitted, however, that he wanted the band to take a break for one year while he worked on his side project, Echobrainand the other band members sorted out their personal lives. Frontman James Hetfield declined the proposition and Newsted stepped down as Metallica's bass player after 14 years. Following the release of their 8th studio album, St. Anger, the band selected Ozzy Osbourne's bassist, Rob Trujillo, to replace Newsted.

Unlike previous members, such as Dave Mustaine and Ron McGovney, Newsted does not hold hard feelings towards the band and remains close friends with each member.

As of 2007, Newsted is the bassist for the band, Supernova, in which a television series somewhat equivalent to American Idol selected the lead singer of the band.
Stupid Metallica Fan: Jason Newsted sucks! He isn't anywhere near as good as Cliff Burton was.

Intelligent Metallica Fan: No he doesn't. That's like saying Kirk Hammett sucks because he isn't as good as Hendrix.
by Ccjamp February 28, 2007
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[jason]

the absolute greatest person alive. actually cares about your well being, funny, sincere, a truly remarkable person. without him i would more then likely be dead, or killed. <3
by <3scissorhands January 31, 2009
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jaeson

jaeson is somone who is funny hot a ladys man and just awesome
damn i wish i was jaeson
by ladysman147 August 24, 2011
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jason

The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms.
He is everything a girl wants in her life. Her life is not complete without him.
Friend 1: Ah! Jason just bought me a necklace and told me he loved me!
Friend 2: AH! NO WAY!
Friend 1: what can i say? hes Jason
by Alexis Lone January 2, 2011
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Doing a Jason Fortuny

Collecting others' sensitive, detailed BDSM or other sexual information on-line as the result of a hoax solicitation and publishing the results, while claiming it is an "experiment" for entertainment or shock value. A notorious example of craigslist abuse which occurred in the Seattle metro area in early September 2006. Fortuny posed as a dom sub female in search of a masterful top male. Over a hundred males, some of who were married, responded, and Fortuny constructively outed them all. He named names, addresses, phone numbers and included all pictures, text transcripts, face and XXX shots.
I'm so embarrassed: I just learned someone is doing a Jason Fortuny on me about my on-line sex ad.
by SF Skipster September 22, 2006
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Jasso

A rich man who has a lot of money and gets a ton of females
Look at that guy he's being a Jasso
by Messi29 March 27, 2017
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