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Jake Paul 

A cringey “vlogger” who burnt his mattress in a pool and almost lit his neighbor’s house on fire. His target audience is teenagers, but only 11 year olds watch his content. He’s still better than Logan, his brother, though, because Jake didn’t record a dead body. The irony here is that I, the person writing this definition, am named Jake, yet I dispise Jake Paul. You are never safe from his fan base, as wherever you go, one of his followers will be right behind you, and you can’t give him any criticism because his fans will make you want to stop living.
Person: oh hey, do you watch Jake Paul?

Me: no.

Person: well-

Me: no.
Jake Paul by Cheesepuff111 May 22, 2018

Jake Paul 

a cunt ass bitch that makes clickbait for his 9 year old viewers.
me: bro how did you get cancer?
friend: i watched jake paul
Jake Paul by screwjakepaulers September 1, 2018

Jake Paul 

Person 1: Hey look its jake paul

Person 2: he's shit
Jake Paul by Jakepaulisafuck October 23, 2018

Jake Paul 

Someone who is overly egotistical and records everything in his life
Person: I slept so well last night.
Jake Paul: I know I did because I vlogged it.
Person: You’re such a jake Paul
Jake Paul by LiamAdams December 27, 2018

jake paul 

jake paul is a disgusting youtuber who doesn't know how to grow up he can't rap for shit but still somehow gets millions of views he is a physco path and even Shane Dawson knows that sis jake paul is cancelled
Shanae; ew u know that disgusting jake paul dude

tyrone; yeah but sis he's cancelled
jake paul by fuckoff.com.au January 11, 2019