Jonny Ando

When the hairs on a male's scrotum stand on end. Often occurs after a long, hard night of vigerous sexual intercourse.

Great night last night Jane, however I have a real bad Jonny Ando!!!

by Glenn Stunt November 14, 2011

Jonny Crabbs

Well known local singer/songwriter. Known for such hit singles as 'Woodbound' and ''Red Haired Girl' with the Johnathan Crabb Project. Known for such hit phrases 'I'll light your fire, honey!!' and 'What's a CRABB-A-LACKIN!!'.

1.Guy1 'You getting down with Crabbs tonight?'

Guy2 'I'm totally Woodbound!!!'

2.Guy 'I'm spreading the Crabbs tonight!'

3.Guy1 'You heard, Jonny Crabbs is on tonight!!'

Guy2 'Ooh, I'm totally woodbound for him!'

by ChAOS83 January 22, 2013

Jonny T Doggo Shelby

Jonny TDoggo Shelby is the best doggo you will ever see!! He is the cutest and cleverest doggo in the world. He gets his name Jonny as it was given to him from dogs trust and his adoptive family could come up with anything better. T Doggo comes as a derivative from the doggo; he is called this as no other dog can ever come close to being as good a him hence why he is called The Doggo. Finally he gets his name Shelby after the family in the tv programme Peaky Blinders. He is called after the family as he shares many similarities to the family such as a was a gypsy dog before being adopted and he came from Ireland and moved to Edinburgh. After years of abuse and mistreatments he was left with many emotional issues especially around other dogs. But all is not lost as his family are taking great care of him and are nurturing him perfectly. He is one of the cuddliest boys you’ll ever have the pleasure of meeting and is beautiful. Also go follow him on Instagram at Jonny T Doggo.

Jonny T Doggo Shelby I love and you are soooo beautiful!

by Ilikedogsbuticanteatawhole1 October 27, 2019

Jonny Rocket Teeth

When one person performs cunnilingus on somebody's fat mother, they often get a smelly mould on there teeth after, this then dangles down of the persons teeth making them look like rockets.

"Hey, Jason West you scrubber! I know you got touched by Glen when you was younger, that is why you licked out boo-boos mum after! you got some sick ass Jonny rocket teeth!"

by Bonnoff Pie April 7, 2010

Jonny Rotten

The lead singer of possibly the greatest Punk band, EVER!
Also the guy that should of won "Im a celebrity... Get me out of here 2004"
except he walked out of the camp!

Jonny, where are you going? the camps that way!

by Mackey February 19, 2004

Jonny Cashed

Is the white ashes left in a bowl after is is smoked.
Is a saying that usually makes everybody agree with you after smoking.
Just another name for the ending of a bowl.

"This bowl is Jonny Cashed", "Yeah for sure lets pack another one"

by James Dub May 15, 2008

Jonny Kobra

THE most supreme person in all of the world. Everyone loves him...The greatest person that will ever live. IN ADDITION THE MOST AMAZING PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET !

Dude, you know Jonny Kobra ? He's like the most supreme being of this world, he's the shit !

by TROK May 19, 2008