A Dutch Mentalist, who resides in the East London. Instantly recognisable from a strange tic, which involves the placement of his right hand to his forehead at 30 second intervals. Hobbies include making guys happy, and being a muse for hard drinking poets.
"I am Joost, it rhymes with Toast"
"I must go home and make a guy happy"
"I think you are making a pause out of what I am saying"
"I must go home and make a guy happy"
"I think you are making a pause out of what I am saying"
by Peldon March 25, 2004
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"Eh, there goes Johastorve again, enacting his vengeance on a pixelated fantasy character that STILL manages to have a bigger dick than he does. How sad."
by Just Another Guy July 2, 2008
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Boy: Hey, you free tonight?
Girl: No sorry, i have to go to the pub.
Boy: Oh right, your a jonstist then?
Girl: Yeh, you should try it. Jonsty is amazing!!
Girl: No sorry, i have to go to the pub.
Boy: Oh right, your a jonstist then?
Girl: Yeh, you should try it. Jonsty is amazing!!
by fav_fag March 30, 2009
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A swedish phrase to talk about. When someone peaks usually mid in csgo witouc the aid of utilities. Only used in AMUS.
by Boråsmannen1337 May 17, 2023
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by Amy-mira December 4, 2022
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