Jesus

Jesus is a nice asian boy. he is very smart, obviously, and likes black people. he was good looking, and now even more, he likes fashion and dresses like Joetaro

you are so "jesus"

signifying a change in life and humanity

by wastedphotos January 23, 2020

Jesus

The reason the Romans killed Jesus was for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water.

But... they forgot one thing...

His boots had Curse of Vanishing.

Me: Hey, Friend 1!
Friend 1: what?
Me: did you hear about the joke of Jesus and the Romans?
Friend 1: No?
Me: The Romans killed Jesus for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water, but, his boots had Curse Of Vanishing!
Friend 1: You need mental help man.

by FireFox22396 April 10, 2020

Jesus

The greatest guy alive any girl would be happy to be with him.If anyone is even lucky enough to be his friend you should feel great about it because just being near him makes you cool asf

Damn jesus is just a hottie

by Tioshsjwk April 11, 2018

Jesus

Loyal if nothing else. Puts others first.

"Jesus, will u go out with me?"

"Oh, you dont know... I have a girlfriend. "

"Well its nice to see you are loyal and put her first. "

by s-elarson February 13, 2019

Jesus

Jesus
Je sus
He sus
wait- your sus, don't you already know who he is?

Among us player: Is jesus sus?
Me: Yeah Jesus is sus.
Joe: He sus!

by a black girl on the internet November 30, 2020

Jesus

Somebody who does the t-pose on a giant cross and supports T-series.

Hey see that indian guy over there? He is a Jesus.

by julianlake March 05, 2020

Jesus

Jesus is a funny guy who is Cuban and has a big butt he can make you laugh at anytime with a face expression or a joke he can be a little bit nasty sometimes but it will crack you up.He is some what good at basketball and cares about people even tho it looks like he doesn’t care but he will ask if you’re ok.

Girl:Damn jesus has a big booty I wish I can eat that cake
Girl who has a crush on jesus: back tf off bitch that’s my cake you hoe

by Lookwhostalking March 26, 2018