jib jab

Asian massage parlor blowjob recieved by cheating husbands.
The sucky sucky shop is closed for Ho Chi Minh's birthday so NO jib jab for YOU Festus!
by Dragon of Wessex February 23, 2010
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pun jab

by brad January 19, 2004
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Jib Jab

The act of Jibri shankin yo ass.
Holy shit, are you ok? You’re bleeding on my floor... Did you just get jib jabbed?
by Isto June 02, 2020
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goo jab

a painful jab to the stuff between the legs (males)
he got goo jabbed so hard his balls popped.
by goo jab master April 06, 2009
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Flu Jab

Sneezing whilst climaxing during masturbation, making a climax and 1/7th.
"Dude, when I blew my load the other day sneezed at the same time. Thought my eyeballs were going to pop out at the intensity of the flu jab."
by potato_owl February 12, 2012
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Snap Jab

One moment we were next to the stage and the next we were snap jab in the middle of the crowd.
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Love Jab

An act of love.

Carried out by the gentleman as he reaches the vinegar strokes. Said gentleman should be in position behind his lady, who herself should be positioned 'doggy' stylie.

The gentlman uses both hands to jab either side of the rib cage, thus inducing a satisfying tightening of the clunge.

It is best to avoid breaking the ribs as this could put the lady out of action for a short time.
Justin gave me a proper love jab me last night. He always hits the right spot.
by Jay Gilbo July 29, 2011
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