Bacon

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIFT GOD GAVE TO THIS PLANET

BACON IS LOVE,
BACON IS LIFE

by JEDRULEZDAWORLD December 15, 2014

Baconator

Alternative pronunciation for an extremely long last name (i.e. Bocanegra, Brickowski, Badagliacca).

Brijanna Baconator?
It's Bocanegra.
Yeah, OK, your name is too hard to say, so you're Baconator.

by lkombat November 23, 2010

Bacon

v. The present act of eating bacon. Can be used in past, present, or future tense: Ex. "baconing", "baconed", or "will bacon".

Tim: What are you going to do today?
Jim: I'm going home to go bacon!
Tim: Can I come too??
Jim: No way, get your own!

Sally: I baconed yesterday, it was delicious!
Sue: I'll be baconing tomorrow!

by pseudonym778 August 5, 2012

Baconator

A delicous burger sold at Wendy's, consisting of 2 beef patties, 6 pieces of bacon, a ton of cheese, ketchup, and mayonaisse. While this burger makes a delicious and nutricious meal, it also makes for a great sexual experience while warm, due to the warmth and natural greasiness of the sandwich.

Man, my dad was so drunk and horny last night he made love to a baconator. He woke up with a full belly, empty balls, and ketchup all over his tighty whitey's.

by crazy legz August 17, 2009

bacon

Thick, delicious strips of pork after they are fried. Also known as "a heart attack on a plate".

"Hey man, guess what I had for breakfast today?"
"I don't know, man. What is it?"
"Eggs and a whooooole lot of bacon."
"Man, you just ate a heart attack on a plate."

by asdfkrkawj August 23, 2011

baconed

To be attacked, beaten, apprehended or ticketed by a policeman. From the bacony connotations of 'police'.

You know when you've been baconed

by oracle April 6, 2009

Bacon

Something that is cooler than cool, and more awesome than awesome should be referred to as "bacon." If something is even more bacon than bacon, one should refer to it as "crispy bacon."

Dude! Did you see me nail that back flip? That was so bacon! If I could only hit the double... that would be such crispy bacon.

by Qvack Duck January 2, 2008