When a female lies flat on her back naked with her head hanging slightly off the bed and a male places his balls in her mouth while he masturbates facing her torso with his buttocks above her face. Upon ejaculating on her chest, he passes gas in her face simultaneously.
Joe gave his girlfriend an "Israeli hand grenade" before heading home to the gym. She cannot wait until the next Israeli hand grenade comes her way!
by hmm, let me think about it September 21, 2012
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"According to Deuteronomy 28, blacks, Hispanics and native American people are the Israelites the Bible speaks of.
The children of the 1492 and 1619 slave trades are the Israelites the Bible speaks of."
Technically that's only partially correct. In deuteronomy 28 it says ALL of these curses shall be upon you. NOT SOME. Only the negroes (blacks) fit these curses to a T. While native Americans and Hispanics went through hardships they don't fit the curses of deuteronomy 28 in full. The Hispanics and native American inclusion comes from a 12 tribe chart teaching which doesnt make sense (or include the tribe of dan... hmmm). Scripture says that Israel would be discontinued from their heritage. This has never happened to the people who call themselves Jews today or the Hispanics /Native Americans. But this has happened to the blacks scattered into every nation through slavery. The Torah says by the account of 2 or 3 witnesses a thing must be established. According to not only multiple scriptures but even archeology, history, DNA as well as paintings and cultural practices all THROUGHOUT AFRICA, Blacks (not all) are the descendants of the 12 tribes of Yahsharal/isreal.
An israelite (physical not spiritual) is one who is a descendant of one of the 12 patriarchs of Yahsharal. Abraham>Isaaic>Yacob>12 sons>×××
"According to Deuteronomy 28, blacks, Hispanics and native American people are the Israelites the Bible speaks of.
The children of the 1492 and 1619 slave trades are the Israelites the Bible speaks of."
Technically that's only partially correct. In deuteronomy 28 it says ALL of these curses shall be upon you. NOT SOME. Only the negroes (blacks) fit these curses to a T. While native Americans and Hispanics went through hardships they don't fit the curses of deuteronomy 28 in full. The Hispanics and native American inclusion comes from a 12 tribe chart teaching which doesnt make sense (or include the tribe of dan... hmmm). Scripture says that Israel would be discontinued from their heritage. This has never happened to the people who call themselves Jews today or the Hispanics /Native Americans. But this has happened to the blacks scattered into every nation through slavery. The Torah says by the account of 2 or 3 witnesses a thing must be established. According to not only multiple scriptures but even archeology, history, DNA as well as paintings and cultural practices all THROUGHOUT AFRICA, Blacks (not all) are the descendants of the 12 tribes of Yahsharal/isreal.
An israelite (physical not spiritual) is one who is a descendant of one of the 12 patriarchs of Yahsharal. Abraham>Isaaic>Yacob>12 sons>×××
Circumcised the eighth day, of the stock of YISRA'EL, of the tribe of BINYAMIYN, an IVRIY (hebrew/israelite) of the IVRIYm (hebrews/israelites); as touching the Torah, a PARASHIY;
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The unbreakable alliance between the United States' and The State of Israel's two governing bodies. Also, two Zionistic extremist mentalities against Arabs as an excuse to colonize the land of Palestine.
Much like the way America was "founded" by "Christopher Columbus" and colonized, the Native Americans (Arabs) are being robbed of their land and eliminated by the American Settlers (Israelis) for the political agenda that somehow always has something to do with Great Britain. In the end Isrealica is just the beginning of the Zionistic illuminati agenda which leads into the NWO. Henceforth U.S.A. + Israel = The United States of Israelica
Note: Do not confuse the term Jewish with the term Zionist. Zionist* is to Judaism as Nation of Islam* is to Islam
Political movements*
and remember: Zionist Agenda = Illuminati Agenda = Satanic Agenda.
everything else is just propaganda
Note: Do not confuse the term Jewish with the term Zionist. Zionist* is to Judaism as Nation of Islam* is to Islam
Political movements*
and remember: Zionist Agenda = Illuminati Agenda = Satanic Agenda.
everything else is just propaganda
by Vega Nova September 24, 2011
Get the The United States of Israelica mug.Israel Bain is a hunk with shredded calves. He gets all of the bitches. He is known to have a dick the size of full grown horses'. His skills in bed are amazing. It is said that he once did "helicopter dick" and flew away into outer space. Imagine the perfect man in your mind. That perfect man looks like him. He is like a brown jesus. His biceps are larger than Mount Everest. He has so much swog that The Holy God himself came down and bowed before him. His mullet has so much flow that occasionally when he flips it, it creates a tsunami destroying hundreds of villages in Eastern Asia. He once beat up Chuck Norris with only his pinky toe. He is so great that when he dies, he will be placed in a pyramid larger than the sun. He is also hotter than the sun. Like the sun, he turns all of the casual women into thirsty hoes. israelbain is a celebrity because he was one of the youngest people to win a noble prize. Also because he is shredded. In the movie "The Hunger Games", Jennifer Lawrence
personally request israelbain as the main male character just so she could kiss him. He denied her the went back to travel between space and time. There is a religion named after israelbain called "Bainism".
personally request israelbain as the main male character just so she could kiss him. He denied her the went back to travel between space and time. There is a religion named after israelbain called "Bainism".
1. noun) Israelbain is a sex god.
2.Adjective) I really want to hit the gym so that way I can get as massive as israelbain.
2.Adjective) I really want to hit the gym so that way I can get as massive as israelbain.
by israelandjustin February 6, 2014
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Get the israelphobic mug.A morally unjustifiable, disproportionally aggressive, often-violent response to any action or statement erroneously perceived as threatening.
Bro #1:" My mom grounded me for 6 months because of that B I got on my wood-shop project."
Bro #2: "Dude, such an Israeli Response."
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John: "Yo, I threw a rock at Jacob and he shot me in the balls."
Muhammad: "Classic Israeli Response."
Bro #2: "Dude, such an Israeli Response."
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John: "Yo, I threw a rock at Jacob and he shot me in the balls."
Muhammad: "Classic Israeli Response."
by gussielittlebear July 23, 2014
Get the Israeli Response mug.Israeli Occupation of PALESTINE is an often repeated political falsehood intended to mis-inform those ignorant of the history of the Arab-Israeli Conflict.
It is a legal mistake and misnomer to use the phrase ,"Israeli Occupation of PALESTINE", as it does not accurately reflect the legal or political situation. Use of the phrase,"Israeli Occupation of PALESTINE" makes a person sound ignorant and bigoted.
by RMoshe May 14, 2011
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