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Israel

Israel in other words the holy land. Is a sacred land to the Jewish people as well as other religions like Christianity. Israel was the promised land to the Jewish people by god. The Jewish people have been through thousands of years or displacement, antisemitism, extermination and slavery. The Jews have been in the land of Israel since the biblical days (BCE) and were exiled during many different rulings but have returned to their rightful home through numerous times in history.

The land of Canaan has been the kingdom of Israel, Babylonia, 12 tribes of Israel, JUDEA and Samaria and then most recently Palestine during the British occupation ( British mandate Palestine). The name Palestine was in order to anger and taunt the Jews which is why during the mandate the land was called Palestine (א י) the Hebrew writing stand for “Eretz Israel” which translates to land of Israel. You can find that on every official document, passports and birth certificates printed during that time. The Jews and the Arabs living in Mandate Palestine were both against the occupation of the British. In 1948 the land was finally returned to the Jewish people and this time made official. The world then recognized Israel as an official and legal state in 1948. The one and only piece of land in the entire world that is for the Jewish people. Fortunately Israel will continue to thrive and flourish regardless of the hate and animosity it continues to get from the outside world!
One day all the Jewish people in the world will return to Israel because it is their home.

Israel is the promised land of and for the Jewish people.

Jews and the children of Israel.

The most beautiful country in the world is Israel.

Israel is home.
by PeacefulHomeland December 13, 2023
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Israel

A fake state built on lies and run by atheists who use the guise of Jewish faith to get away with whatever they want, including colonization, mass killing, use of white phosphorus (an internationally outlawed substance), etc
“Much similar to the Catholic sovereigns of Europe’s Middle Ages and Early Modern era, the Israel government seems to use religion as a mask of sorts to do whatever they please with no consequences.” - a historian
by the_real_me December 25, 2023
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Israeled

When you've been historically marginalized and murdered so the UN acknowledges your need for a homeland and votes in favor of giving you a barren wasteland to create your own state and then you get attacked by all of your neighbors for the next 75 years.
Am ISRAELED Chai.
by AmYisraelChai December 28, 2023
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Israeled

Horrific victimization.
You've been Israeled when you have been shot, stabbed, cut open, incinerated, decapitated, raped and defiled by deliriously happy perpetrators who call home to brag and seek and get parental blessings for their heroism.
by Reality Joe December 29, 2023
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Israel candlestick

The act of igniting an uncut penis. Resulting in a grotesque scene of burning flesh that resembles a candle. This usually occurs after a dare. The phrase came from how common it is to be circumcised in Israel, and the quality of a burning candlestick. Combining the two concepts is where the Israel candlestick was born.
After one too many drinks, Brad attempted an Israel candlestick. His decision resulted in him being rushed to the ER, where he got very familiar with the staff.
by Mike Ropeines June 30, 2025
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Israeled

A nicer way of saying "royally fucked", as in "Palestine is ISRAELED" or "PALESTINE IS ISRAILED". Cool kids sometimes drop the linking verb to say "PALESTINE ISRAILED"
Palestine is Israeled.
by 3exmachina December 26, 2023
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Israeled

What you call yourself when you claim victim to Colonialism, when you're just simply Antisemetic.
Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!

Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023
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