Israeled

What you call yourself when you claim victim to Colonialism, when you're just simply Antisemetic.

Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!

Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?

by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023

Israeled

take another person's property without permission or legal right and without intending to return it.
It's the simple past of the verb "Israel".

John : What happened ?
Robert : Last night, someone Israeled my bicycle from the front yard, and I reported it to the police this morning.

by Dra ganov October 27, 2023

Israel

This word has been put up by ridiculous antisemite who seems to know nothing of history - as if it’s an actual word. It in fact is not- it is made up. Anyone with a brain would know this. However, the world ISRAEL, is a tiny country that most people would not be able to point out on a map it is a country of peace loving people who are fighting the worlds fight again terrorism and getting the blame for it.

Example 1: Wow Israel is actually fighting against the terror group Hamas for the benefit of the whole world Only an idiot would consider blaming Israel for what is happening in Gaza

Example 2: 7.10.2023 in Israel biggest massacre since the Holocaust where 1400 people were slaughtered in one day

by ISRAEL IS THE WORLDS HERO December 28, 2023

Israel

To reclaim something that was lost or stolen, but which has always been your own-- often with significant positive personal historical and family value.

I just found my favorite hat in the lost-and-found. I was very happy to Israel it back after so long without it.

by ZoulieYouNutjob January 9, 2024

Israeled

When people group together to murder you but nobody else cares because you're Jews

Terrorists are entering Israel to kill people who are therby Israeled when the world does not care.

by k1ked1ke January 16, 2024

Israeled

When you are legitimate and productive, and prove a bunch of hating, illiterate idiots wrong.

Illiterate Idiot: "Israel stole land."
Educated Person: "No it didn't you illiterate idiot. Go read a book."
Listener to Illiterate Idiot: "Damn, you got Israeled."

by NotAnIdiot1234 December 27, 2023

full israel

Going ballastic; causing immense destruction, particularly against children and innocent bystanders. Similar to "going nuclear".

So you're proposing that we go full israel on north korea?

by inconcievable September 29, 2025