Ivan Is The Nicest, funniest , Cutest, Sexiest Man you'll ever meet. He is Very Athletic and Is Amazing at Soccer. He Will one day be a professional! Ivan isn't shy but is Very outgoing! The only Time that Hes shy Is when Hes around The Beautiful girl Friend Who he is in Love With! Ivan Is Amazing!!! :*
Ivan is AWESOME!!!
by Cutie3443 October 24, 2012
Get the Ivan mug.An Ivan-Shit is the aftermath of eating spicy foods. It is a very painful, irritating, and tedious shit. It has no mercy. Your ass will feel like you ate the spicy food through your ass. Ingesting anything from, Hot Cheetos, Takis, Tapatío, Valentina, Peppers, etc. will initiate an Ivan-Shit in your near future. These shits take from 30 to 60 minutes in the bathroom to fully pass through it. Sometimes, it may even come back a few hours after you took an Ivan-Shit no matter what you eat.
If you eat a bag of Takís, you will have an Ivan-Shit in a few hours.
I ate a Taki-Eloté so I am gonna have an Ivan-Shit.
I ate a Taki-Eloté so I am gonna have an Ivan-Shit.
by Ivan-Shit November 8, 2018
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by fuckfacethepuré October 25, 2017
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Ivanne:
The most beautiful thing that God put on this earth!
Beautiful
Breath taking
Gorgeous
That sun set is Ivanne!
The most beautiful thing that God put on this earth!
Beautiful
Breath taking
Gorgeous
That sun set is Ivanne!
by Yes. I am that bitch April 1, 2020
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