infantry protection

When Russians pile onto a fucking tank to protect against missiles.

We need infantry protection!!! Vladimir. Ivan. Pile on tank. Rocket coming.

by Dilk hater 420. 69 July 1, 2018

inFanta

A "spoiled brat" or "picky-eater"-type female youngster who is way too fond of Fanta and other sickly-sweet fizzy beverages to want to try real fruit juice or something else that's much better for her but would have a much blander flavor.

Financial-worth list of secretly filling a child's soda-can with apple-juice cocktail:
Cost of discarded Fanta Orange --- 59¢
Cost of apple-juice cocktail that your infanta doesn't want to drink instead --- 39¢
Seeing the look of disgusted revulsion and betrayed child-parent trust on Little Miss Sweet-tooth's face upon tasting her drink and realizing that you secretly switched the Fanta with the apple-juice cocktail --- PRICELESS
(Google "little girl fanta juice cocktail" and look at one of the first pictures that appears under "images")

by QuacksO August 11, 2018

Infant Threesome

When your desperate to hook up with your baby momma, your kid is sleeping in your bed, and you still fuck.

We were so desperate the other night, we had an infant threesome. It’s cool though, she never woke up or even moved

by The C to the P January 3, 2019

Infantdickalitis

Infantdicalitis This is a condition when a full grown adult male suffers from having a penis the size of an infant. Hence the name Infantdicalitis

Because of his severe case of Infantdickalitis this man has remained a virgin at the age of 43.

by BlackFromTheWaistDownBeck/Hill June 1, 2019

Infantism

The Life/Adventure of an Infant

"Hey did you get your essay on Infantism done yet?"
"No, I don't know much about my life when I was a baby."

by BigBoyBillyBob October 23, 2019

Infantism

The life or adventures of an infant

Hey did you get your personal essay on Infantism done yet?
No, I don't know much about my life when I was a baby.

by BigBoyBillyBob October 23, 2019

Infantism

When you desire to be with or see babies.

My mom was diagnosed with infantism towards my cousins child.

by Dr. John Sorrada July 4, 2020