Inverted South Dakotian Palm Tree

Involves 5 girls in a circle all lying on their backs with their legs spread eagle. Then a guy in a handstand is slowly rotated by two other guys in the middle of the circle, And procedes to pleasure all the girls with his tongue.
(To this day has still never been done.)

Dude last night we almost had enough drunk chicks to attempt a Inverted South Dakotian Palm Tree but Bill couldn't stay in a fucking handstand.

by Bernard the wet slapper January 21, 2008

inverted hucklebuck

the sexual position where oral sex is given and recieved by both partners simultaneously. AKA the 69

That bitch is lookin' so fine I might have to go scoop her up and throw the inverted hucklebuck on her.

by Chester NoSeeds January 24, 2006

Inverted Pancake Flip

The Inverted Pancake Flip is considered to be one of the most graceful and acrobatic sexual acts to be conceived and performed in rural post-modern Canadian cultures. It involves a male laying with his back on the floor, with his legs situated on an adjacent bed as if seated in a chair. A woman or partner rides him in the cowgirl position. The male then repositions his feet to the edge of the bed for maximum leverage, grabs his partner by the hips, and in an incredible display of athleticism, pushes off with his feet to perform a backflip to be completed into the missionary position. This feat is typically performed during the anal and unlubricated variation of cowgirl starting position to enhance grip.

Since Rachel lost the baby, she didn't technically deserve breakfast in bed on mother's day. So Steve decided to just give her an Inverted Pancake Flip instead.

by quackslapper May 9, 2017

Inverse Midas

The effect of turning everything into shit. The opposite of the Midas touch, where King Midas was said to turn everything he touched into gold.
The act of fail, to blunder, to make a snafu, or catastrophe

1. Bill: That guy has the Inverse Midas touch. He can't do anything right
George: Nah, it's just a snafu. Could happen to anyone.

2. George: That guy's just like me, he's got the Inverse Midas touch. Everything he touches turns to shit.
Bill: No George, you fail way worse than this guy.

3. Barry: This oil spill is a catastrophe, BP's engineers really have the Inverse Midas touch
Kim: I have on my big boy glasses
Barry: Sure you do.

by M1LRTYM June 1, 2010

Inverted Pooh Bear

An extremely intense sexual act involving a stripper pole and a honey pot. A lady (ideally with a background in pole dancing) holds herself upside down on a stripper pole, while the male pours 3/4 of the honey pot into her snatch. The rest of the honey is distributed on his tally whacker. They commence to orally pleasure one another, the guy eating the honey out of her as enthusiastically as Winnie the Pooh in the Hundred Acre Forest.

Evan: "So I had a stripper pole installed last night..."
Jake: "Sweet, how'd you break it in?"
Evan: "I rocked the Inverted Pooh Bear with some spanish girl!"
Jake: "Christ almighty, could you even move after it was over!?"
Evan: "Barely, and my vision has only just returned..."
Blake(musing to himself): "I wonder if you could modify it to involve two guys?"

by Meeeeech April 4, 2007

invertebrate

(n). A spineless creature, lacking a backbone. Adapted for use in human society to describe someone who lacks character or resolve.

Have you ever met anyone who didn't have enough self control in an argument to keep his hands off his spouse? Invertebrate.

by DarkVic June 29, 2008

I never got into it

A euphemism for "it sucked".

A: "Did you get Children of Bodom's latest album? It ruled!"

B: "Umm, I listened to it but I never got into it."

by Aadvek September 28, 2006