Take yo ass to church.

Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.

1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.

by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021

Up yo ass

The response you give when someone you dislike or just your friend ask where one of their possessions are

Katie: where's my pencil?

John: Up yo ass

by Imbetweenyourasscheeks February 9, 2025

shut yo bum ass up

when u havin a bad day and some random person is talking to u abt random shit u don't even give two kharas abt

person 1 :hey did you know that jason and troy were making out today
person 2: shut yo bum ass up

by sniffxy August 26, 2023

Wipe yo ass wid it

To tell someone that you heavily disagree with them.

“Coke is way better than Pepsi.”
“WIPE YO ASS WID IT!”

by BboiSnakeSauce February 8, 2024

Shut yo bitch ass up

A common phrase used by the black population

Homeless guy: “spare some change sir?”
Black guy: “I fucked my mom last night”
Homeless guy: “Incest is bad”
Black guy: “shut yo bitch ass up”

by Fetch008 March 16, 2024

pop a cap in yo ass

an aggressive term for shooting someone, normally used by those of a darker skin tone or just straight up people from Da Hood.

"drop the money or i'ma pop a cap in yo ass"
"get back here before I pop a cap in yo ass"
"bro, did you hear about the incident that happened the block around the corner? shit was crazy, one dude popped a cap in everybody's ass."

by Mar4343💯 March 30, 2024

wash yo ass

A phrase people use when their friend, family members, or partner stinks

Matt: Did you shower this morning?
Johnny: No.
Matt: Well, wash yo ass! You stink!

by theblimpmaster23 July 5, 2022