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it hurts so good

when you feel pain that is so excruciatingly excruciating that it turns you into a blood lusting, apocalyptic, soul reaping, thunder cunt death weapon and you destroy the closest thing you can get you're inner ogre clutches on until the moment you feel satisfaction or the agony gets so intense you pass out.
A man was walking on water being jesus, a group of whale hunters shoot a harpoon into his nut sack, the man then screamed in pure terror and turned around with his butt facing the whale hunters and screamed "It hurts so good" then he began to twerk so fast lightning came out his butt cheeks and electrocuted the whale hunters until they bursted into a giant cloud of incinerated dust particles. Never again will they shoot Twerk God
by TheGodParty July 12, 2014
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hurteded

It hurteded
by Juan_2beast November 3, 2017
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Don't hurt yourself

A way of indicating someone's incompetence at trying to complete a task.

Letting someone know that no matter how hard they are trying it is a pretty weak attempt.
Don't hurt yourself trying to act cool enough to pick up pussy.
by DoctorVegas December 2, 2009
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hurt life

In parts of southeast Michigan..Hurt or hurt life (more extreme form of hurt) is used to describe somthing that is generally displeasing.
" I wish I never took this class..it hurts life"

" Yo stop farting in my car..wow you guys hurt life"
by dearborn1 February 17, 2005
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Hurted

When someone hurts you emotionally. It can be physically but if you really in your feels and you wanna let someone know that you're really hurt you just say it hurted
Int:" One Direction is never getting back together..."
Me *lays in bed and thinks while staring into an abyss*:" That shit HuRtEd"
by This_isnt_a_family_show March 27, 2019
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hurting

pronounced: HER-Teng.

1. Used to describe a situation, a person, a place that is currently in poor form or performance. Emphasizes the horrible nature of a situation or the poor overall appearance of a person.

2. Used to describe a massive failure.
1.
a) Yeah my job is hurting right now... I have to come in at 5 a.m.
b) Those girls over there are hurting--I'm going to need to drink more.
c) The beach was hurting today--it was too cloudy to enjoy the sloots.

2.
a) The Redskins preseason game against Carolina was hurting.
b) My Committed Cost Report was hurting--we didn't bill enough this month.
by JofKB September 13, 2005
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hurter

someone who is really retarded, "hurting", usually that you just want to punch in the face. Like hurtbag.
oh my god where is my bat here comes that hurter
by snw October 3, 2004
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