hurt squad

a group of particularly ugly people

*Really ugly people walk by*
"Dayum, check out that hurt squad!"

by hookerboot November 11, 2013

Hurt Boop

When a dog bites someone, either in defense or maliciously.

Suspect was doing an aggress. Upon further aggress canine was deployed in order to execute a hurt boop. Hurt boop was executed in typical good boy fashion.
Suspect said an oops. So detained. Much compliance.

by Harmacist4Hire May 28, 2019

Hurt Bird

A female/male that had been emotional hurt and post sad statuses and/or relationship hate post on social media.

Catherine: Hey my boyfriend and I are going out later.

Beatrice: Men are such trash,Man is shit

Catharine:Damn Beatrice you're such a hurt bird

by Triniguy591 May 31, 2019

Peen hurt

When you jerk off and your penis becomes irritated or sore

Dude i just jacked off now i got peen hurt

by Ya hoi June 13, 2019

broken hurt

the feeling when you're hurt twice by the same person.

Jungwoo: I'm in so much pain right now. I caught my girlfriend cheating on me and she told me she didn't love me from the start.

It feels like being bulldozed twice at the same time.

Johnny: Condolence, my dude. It looks like you have a broken hurt.

by shawologist May 17, 2020

i'm hurt

Hurt... Hurt is a state of mind where killing is an option, and sleeping is another. If someone is ever hurt...

Be quiet.

Rayme: I'm hurt
Bethany: I'm hurt too, bruh

by HayesPotatoChips November 4, 2020

Rist hurts

Some lard ass that beats his dick too much and/or uses mouse and keyboard on Xbox. Usually at an astounding 210kg, they are seen lurking in a McDonald’s drive-through and are easily distinguishable by the smell of semen that’s stuck between their fat rolls. Due to them being dropped as a baby they can’t find the clit, can’t get harder more than 3 inches, but they can locate the nearest minor within a 10 mile radius.

Did you see Roman Andrade? His Rist hurts

by PPnugget November 22, 2022