hump around town 

When you're in an uber and your driver is listening to all the sexy jams.

Passenger to driver:
Do you hump around town to this music all day?

hump around town by TheVeryTallPeter October 12, 2017

Hump and Hoof 

When you have sex with a girl (Hump) and then after you are done, you lay her down on the floor and do a long run up and kick her away (Hoof) where she goes flying out of your life forever.

"Oi mate, I pulled a girl last night in KOKO and did the ol' Hump and Hoof as soon as i was finished with her."

Hump and Hoof by JayhCz101 October 21, 2017

Hump day 

Hump day the middle of the week Sunday Monday and Tuesday is a hump.Wednesday is the top of the hump. Thursday Friday and Saturday is all down the hump Wednesday is hump day. Hump day is Wednesday

Hey guys guess what day it is. Is it Wednesday.No! It's Hump day. What is hump day. Hump day is the middle of the week.

Hump day by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018

hump man 

first you must do the batman noise nahnahnahnah then while dry humping the person without touching them works best with people with a big butt then after doing all this you yell hump man

it was funny when jordan got behind arp and then did hump man to her turned around and then he did it to shana!

hump man by him 13231231 December 25, 2007

Hump the Rainbow 

To make comments or actions that provide no value to a conversation or event other than to invite argument or bickering among the participants.

See: Stirring the pot.

Person 1: What do you guys want to get for dinner?

Person 2: Whatever you guys want.

Person 3: Did you hear that Person 1 slept with Person 2s wife?

Person 1: Dude, why do you always have to hump the rainbow?

Hump the Rainbow by lithian1611 December 28, 2009

Hump Noodle 

To dry hump someone in a free noodle like motion

1:Yo have you ever heard of the hump noodle
2:Ya i do that to my girlfriend every morning

Hump Noodle by Chanel Diamond Glitter January 2, 2015

hump ass 

Child-bearing hips on a man. This guy has a badonkadonk, usually accentuated by unflattering grandpa slacks; similar to the Hunchback of Notre Dame...but his hump is his ass. This is a very unfortunate condition.

George Michael Bluth from Arrested Development has a hump ass. When a guy wears old man pants, you can easily see his hump ass.

hump ass by YuniBroughman November 13, 2010