Hot pocket burn

When you heat a hot pocket but do not wait 2 minutes before eating and the lava like cheese rushes into your mouth burning your throat and mouth for a week.Easily one of the most horrible burns in your life.

Jim- man i got a mad hot pocket burn
-bob-see i told you to wait 2 minutes

by The French Tickler21 June 19, 2010

Hot Pocket Hangover

Noun: The symptoms suffered after a day of excessive ingestion of Hot Pockets. Symptoms include, but are not restricted to: Stomach pain, softened stool, diarrhea, spontaneous stool discharge, constipation, bloating, headache, nausea and death.

"He died of a Hot Pocket Hangover"

"Bobbo was a good man, but he loved his Hot Pockets"

by AfroThunder6142 July 11, 2009

hot pocket

When one farts in a vagina.

I asked my sister if she wanted a hot pocket, so i farted in her vagina.

by Boots Electric January 10, 2007

hot pocket

/'hat-'pak-et/ noun
A sexual act in which one squeezes the contents of a "hot pocket" into a vagina, and then proceeds to eat the girl out.

Jack: Dude, I totally hot pocketed this chick last night.
Matt: Thats really nasty man.
Jack: No dude, you have no idea how good it tasted.

by Kevin Mac February 15, 2007

alabama hot pocket

A sex move where one shits into the woman's vagina

Me and this girl last night were doing some kinky shit and then I gave her an alabama hot pocket

by Shaniqua McGee December 17, 2016

Alabama hot pocket

The word your friends told you to search up in class

Hey Luke, look up Alabama hot pocket

by Suc suc August 7, 2017

Holland Hot Pocket

The act of cumming inside a girl, then pulling out, coating the penis in flamable liquid, lighting, and waiting. When it gets nice and toasty extinguish by plunging back in. The heat will warm the inside hence the name, hot pocket.

I was givvin' Sandy a Holland Hot Pocket last week and i didnt get back in fast enough, I still got burns on my penis.

by Cbh1990 November 28, 2014