shit honked

New England jargon for "Wicked Fucked Up"

"Dood. I was wicked pissah drunk last night. Completely shit honked!"

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

honked

Getting something stolen or getting tricked into buying a useless product.

Abby got honked on that worthless used car.

by churchcandleholder December 27, 2010

honk bag

A reality show where people just whomp on trashbags full of squeaky toys.

"Honk bag is America's future national pastime."

by Blue German Rose May 14, 2007

Troll Honk

In the "troll" definition family, one trolls by giving a honk to other drivers for even the SLIGHTEST mistake/annoyance. Such honk, in fact, any honk will piss off other drivers like no other while you laugh hysterically (or smirk)

Driver in front of you takes 1 second after light turns green. Troll Honk at him right away

by Rockefer September 27, 2011

booby honking

The act of grabbing a womens chest unexpectedly, without them being aware you're about to do so.

Did you guy just see Kevin doing a little booby honking to Holly.

by Thegirthquake June 7, 2018

Honk the Whale

(haunk^tha'Wayle) Latin from the root
honkus le' whalus;
to take a shit that makes you exhale ridiculously hard, kinda sounding like an elephant or whale song...

grandpa usually can honk the whale , for at least an hour...

by dannyz2589 October 16, 2008

Hipster Honk

Any form of playing an instrument with your Butthole.

Ronny straight hipster Honked the Kazoo!

by Swedehouse April 11, 2017