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N: a tourture devise created by teachers in order to make stdents lifes misrable, also so that they can't figuare out their plan for world domination
20 math problems is supposed to take you how long?
by shobop November 20, 2003
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should i do my homework

No. Don’t Do your Homework, because homework is Just Bullshit.
Becky: Should I do my homework?

Liz:No.
by Don’tAskForMyName October 23, 2019
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homework party

when you want to hang out with friends, but have too much homework to do so you get together to do homework. only sometimes does homework actually get finished.
a: hey what are you doing?
b: oh just studying at my friend's dorm.
a: are you having a homework party? o_O
by _laine March 14, 2008
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Homework Hangover

Having an awesome weekend, only to realize on Monday morning that you had 3 essays, a science project, and 76 math problems due today.

Often people try to cure Homework Hangovers by trying to finish everything during 1st hour.
Guy: That party was a blast!

Guy 2: Yeah, but the Homework Hangover I have today is totally not worth it.

Guy: Oh crap. We had homework?! Good thing I still have first hour to finish everything...
by 1fish2fishRedfishBluefish November 28, 2010
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homework

A complete waste of time...a method used by teachers to torture students. Annoying at all times. Now i couldn't go skateboarding, watch tv, or hang out with my friends cuz of freakin homeworks.
No homework = detentions.
by Def Jam Killa.. September 25, 2006
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homework

The cause of the downfall of humanity. Why? Because all the wannabe goody-goods say "U DON'T DU UR HUMEWERK, U'LL WORK AT MCDONULDS FOR THE REST OF UR LIF!!11! LOLZ!!!!11eleven" Seriously, you goody-goods need to get a damn grip. You too lazy people. Not every teacher assigns homework. I know that some education experts are going against homework because how it causes family conflict, hate for school, dropouts, etc. I could really care less about school but at least I know how to spell, do math, write, etc.
Because this definition kept getting rejected, I had to dumb it down so that even the most stupid people would understand. If this gets rejected then you must be even dumber than a rock. Homework is seriously the cause of all crime, murders, rapes, suicides, etc. of all society.
by No one cares about names March 20, 2007
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I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.
Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.
by rarrrgh October 10, 2006
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