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Hobosexual

A person who enjoys taking people out on dates that expect the following:

A person who expects to get their hair and nails done before the first date or during the talking/dating stage.

A person who thinks they deserve a fine dining meal for the first date.
I'm a hobosexual, I enjoy helping out the less fortunate, I know I'll never see them again but I love buying hair and nails to make them feel nice.
by B.C. Definitions November 24, 2023
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Hobosexual

A person who is exclusively attracted to homeless people.
I saw Johnny at the shelter last night, I think he might be a hobosexual.
by Andy Howerson August 19, 2016
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Hobosexual

person who sleeps with a person because they need a place to live.
Ricky is sleeping with big Rachel for a place to live, he's a hobosexual.
by WhiteboyB January 9, 2022
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Hobosexual

When you have public relations with your partner in a parking lot in broad daylight
We just went hobosexual
by The crafty cutie August 17, 2024
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Hobosexual

A person who dates only for place to live.
I hear J.D. is dating Trish? Yeah bro, he's been livin there for a month. That dudes a Hobosexual!
by for profit fuq February 16, 2017
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HOBOSEXUAL

Basically someone who is dating or trying to date someone so they can be fed “Free” food.. either it be on a date or Uber-eats! With no intentions further besides the free meal. A BUM. It isn’t gender Exclusive.
Yeah this chick keeps hitting my DM’s so I can take her out on a date..but she giving HOBOSEXUAL VIBES..
by DEZtheDESTROYER December 12, 2023
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Hobosexual

Someone that gets in a relationship with someone to have a place to stay
You go with ol dude? Yeah that’s my man. Girl he is not your man he is a hobosexual, he doesn’t want you he wants a roof over his head & you have just that lol
by Areilum October 14, 2023
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