Hippo Punch

When a gent is enjoying some anal love with his lady, he can punch her in her kidneys, making her prolapse all over his member.

"I hippo punched Tracy last night, best thing I ever did. Came like a trooper. Mind you she's had to go to the hospital now."

by IkeBox January 30, 2009

crying hippo

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire: Gertrude I can't be with you cuz when I don't wanna fuck your crusty ass you will be a crying hippo. Can be used as a gerund ( English 10 )

by Sexy vegan muff cabbage July 5, 2016

hippo roping

When you lasso a BBW around the neck during play-time and pull her over to your side of the room for some extra business. Usually the strong and abled participate in this activity.

Jason told me last night that he lasso'd this big girl he was having fun with and literally pulled her to his side of the room...yeah he's strong! What's that? Oh! He called it hippo roping.

by CaptainJSparrow March 10, 2020

Doin' the hippo

A dance move of Toronto origins practiced mainly by relocated Australians. It is a fad dance that plays on planking and personal jokes. It sets out to disturb the traditional ideals of club dance music where one would usual exert more passion as a song builds and up and breaks down, the hippo is the opposite side of the spectrum where one intends to be as quite, slumped and still as possible at the climactic part of a song.

bang! He just nailed the hippo!" "he just hippo'd the shit out of the dance floor! "HE'S DOIN' THE HIPPO!"

by Brecon18 June 21, 2011

sad hippo

a person who is forced to breathe oxygen to survive, in an environment they would rather not do so

Kittykat1232 is a sad hippo

by AnaxNavi February 19, 2021

Hippo Fever

The undeniable and heartwarming sensation of feeling attraction to big girls.

Nigga, you into Shaquanda?
Yeah man, I got hippo fever.

by chinbinshin January 2, 2014

Hippo Fart

A fart that lingers wherever you go, until it smells no longer.

Damn! Jimmy just ripped a hippo fart! Don’t let him get near you!

by Yogurtfiend12 April 10, 2021