Crafty Hetero

A heterosexual man who acts or in extreme cases pretends to actually be homosexual in order to reap the benefits afforded to homosexual men by women.
Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.
by LouisLouis September 27, 2015
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hetero-duogamy

The circumstance of having two sexual partners, both of the gender opposite to one's own. Distinguished from "duogamy," which most often refers to having one partner of each gender.
Jane's hetero-duogamy entails her relationship with Elaine, her girlfriend, as well as her relationship with her husband, Bill, whom she loves, but not enough for her to kill him.
by Argolander November 30, 2018
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faux hetero

When a man or a woman who has claimed to be a homosexual decides to have a sex change operation and in turn becoming a heterosexual.
Cher's daughter, Chasity, an open homosexual woman has decided to have a sex change operation in turn making her a heterosexual male. She/He has become a faux hetero.
by JV84 June 13, 2009
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hetero hots

A heterosexual person who is comfortable enough with their sexuality to admit another person of the same sex is attractive
louis totally has the hetero hots for chet holmgren!
by BLP ko$her December 06, 2023
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That’s Hetero

It’s a uno reverse on the stereotype of saying that’s gay.
It means your a normie
That’s hetero ”means you need to evaluate your straight cis gender norms
by Mr.whore July 24, 2021
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hetero-assitarian

One who identifies as a heterosexual but marginally inclined towards the posterior of the human form for purposes of sexual arousal, however, does not negate tendencies towards the titties and/or parts of the body.
That nigga not just straight, he a hetero-assitarian.
by Gender is Fluid September 15, 2021
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hetero-challenged

Any person who is definitively not straight or heterosexual, but is not sure where he/she falls on the continuum between gay (homosexual) and straight (heterosexual).
She's not gay, but she's not quite straight, and she's not quite bi--she's just hetero-challenged.
by Nemo_GN909 April 03, 2011
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