by tory borty May 9, 2013
Get the closet hetero mug.A heterosexual man who acts or in extreme cases pretends to actually be homosexual in order to reap the benefits afforded to homosexual men by women.
Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.
by LouisLouis November 11, 2015
Get the Crafty Hetero mug.Just like no homo, except for hets. Also, let's be honest we're all already going to hell and heaven is just boring at this point, so no offence, but no hetero to heaven
by thebievolution November 13, 2019
Get the No hetero to heaven mug.When a certain piece of media pushes or imposes the idea that a closeted person or character is in fact straight. They try to make the character act as “straight” as possible (making them play sports, have a girlfriend, hang out with the popular male characters, etc.) and they push this idea onto you. They then try to shock the audience by making the character come out, as if we couldn’t already tell.
Friend 1: Have you seen the new episode of that show
Friend 2: Yeah, I wasn’t surprised when that character came out
Friend 1: Yeah, the were hetero imposing
Friend 2: Yeah, I wasn’t surprised when that character came out
Friend 1: Yeah, the were hetero imposing
by JacksonLeo November 13, 2020
Get the Hetero Imposing mug.A term my sleep deprived brain made up, meaning a heterosexual person who is like a trash bag. Used when a heterosexual is being homophobic, transphobic ect. Not to be confused with calling all heterosexuals trash.
by Liliow August 14, 2020
Get the Hetero-bag mug.by kaisla October 31, 2020
Get the hetero mug.One who identifies as a heterosexual but marginally inclined towards the posterior of the human form for purposes of sexual arousal, however, does not negate tendencies towards the titties and/or parts of the body.
by Gender is Fluid September 15, 2021
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