Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole

The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show

Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

Heaving Phrogs

Mythical creatures known to exist in the murky world of fantasy football. Heaving Phrogs have been known to devour entire teams, pausing only long enough to excrete the remnants of opposing players.

The Heaving Phrogs reign supreme in the world of fantasy football.

by WHOLCO1 October 27, 2008

helmintoller

an badass bitch who dont take shit from nobody and will kill anyone who gets in her way
can be sensitive but stays strong, will stand up fo the people she loves and will willingly take her shirt off to anyone who needs it.

dude did you see that fight, that bitch must have been a helmintoller

by itoldyaso123 August 2, 2016

hellinger

A person who only gives half a story and is afraid of any type of commitment. This person may also believe others are stupid enough to think AFTICA the Boat uses Facebook

That’s a Hellinger!!! Meme me meme

by Pud G December 17, 2017

Helsinkied

To be found out; exposed as something lesser, often to a shocking degree; owned.

Derivation: Trump’s subservient performance with Putin in Helsinki.

Brice told me he has a 4.0 but I saw his grade portal and it was a 2.9.

Oh shit, Helsinkied.

by Donotatme May 3, 2019

Helainah

Helainahs tend to always have a curvy form. They have fairly large boobs and everyone thinks that they are shaped like an anime character. Helainahs always have big eyes to read everything about you with. They are very curious and very kinky. They are amazing in and out of bed. Their sarcastic and dirty sense of humor always makes them the joker of the group. They are in no way slutty. They are friendly with everyone and this can be taken easily as flirting. They move on quickly from relationships because they have self confidence and believe no one should hold them down. They can have severe anxiety about everything but that doesn't stop a Helainah. Helainahs are the hot funny one in the group. People love to make up lies and rumors about Helainahs. Don't believe anything bad that anyone says about a Helainah, it is most likely not true.

Helainahs are totally rad.

by The Mexican queen March 17, 2020

Van Helsing

A turd that looks exactly like a vampire stake.

I just took a Van Helsing. It looked like I could kill a vampire with it.

by Jeffale5 August 17, 2013