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Heather

Used to be an old fashioned name but is now used as a word to describe someone who is liked by everyone because of the 2020 song by Conan Gray.
by Evergreen Trees September 12, 2020
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Heather is a beautiful, kind and everyone can't help but stare and want to be her. Heather is that girl that everyone thinks is so pretty and just wants to be her or be friends with her. This came from Conan Gray's song 'Heather'
by jacob mcNary September 16, 2020
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by chilliesauce September 19, 2021
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A girl with an unusually large sized forehead anywhere between 5-11 inches from eyebrow to hairline
That girl Heather.. “you won’t never find… BOM BOM BOM… a hairline like mine”
by BigDaddyPimpGod March 1, 2022
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Someone who is less than amazing, funny or sporty. Actually she is mega bitch. If she doesn't kill you from boredom with the meaningless dribble she oozes into the atmosphere like a 1960s car spewing lead in a 5 year old's lungs, she'll drown you in endless streams tears she cries in seek of the smallest crumb of pity.

WARNING: If you are a man Heather will try and straddle you to within an inch of your life. Even if you desperately try and cover your crotch she will wrap those sweaty tree trunks around your face. Don't worry this doesn't mean she likes you, it is only because she is only comfortable if she has something with a y chromosome between her legs.
You: Heather is crying. Again.

Me: I thought I saw her with _____

You: Yeah she is riding him like a 'My Little Pony' whilst wiping her snotty nose on his back.
by themingemobile November 13, 2011
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Noun. Slang. The female version of a "Chad". Stereo typically a 'sorority' type girl wearing preppy sweaters, talk as if they are the BEST and most elite people that are entitled to the world. Their catty attitude initially makes you want the chase, yet in the long run, these "Heather's" turn out to be VERY high maintenance. HIGH RISK LEVEL for STD's, even orally. Suggestions = wear two condoms and talk with a Valley Girl Accent. "Name dropping" and male manipulation are common practice.
I dumped her because she turned into an absolute Heather. She deserves a "Chad".
by Find the Good April 9, 2015
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Heather is a Meth head slut who makes it on all the ratchet list has been with every guy she meets, thinks she gods gift to the world, her height is short like all relationships she's needy more then anyone ever you meet one run
That s her the new heather damn finely gonna Get laid she don't leave nobody behind
by Fixxerguy June 7, 2016
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