lachie heath

Lachie heath sometimes referred to as heathy is looked up to be a god in some religions and is a sex magnet, if a chick meets him they are instantly attached and want to bang. he has a huge penis and is a very good looking person.

dammmm heathy is my daddy
oh my god my pants are inflated

i think im wet fam
Lachie heath is amazing
i feel like lachie heath

by shrekslayer07 May 7, 2017

Heath Ledger

A famous actor whose death was recently celebrated and is now a national holiday.

"Omg! It's Heath Ledger, day. I can't wait to burn copies of Brokeback Mountain. Batman wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't for him. I'm so happy he died."

by Longpoke September 28, 2008

Heath Man

amazing super hero that despite the name, is actually a female

"wow Heath Man, You're amazing!"
"Man isn't used in the literal sense, 'he' is actually a 'she'."

by veesa M**** May 10, 2005

heath and cain

the best fucking duo to walk the earth

bruh heath and cain tried killing a bear and won

by epicbruh694201lol November 5, 2019

To Heath yourself

It’s like a queef but from a Heath.... and feom the back bottom not the front.

Your caught out front queefing but a little poo comes out. Instead of going home when requested by your boss you stand firm and work in shit covered shorts.

Sorry I’m late today boss.... traffic was bad and you too would have no option but To Heath Yourself

by Pbetts July 12, 2019

canford heath

Canford Heath, where legends are made. Beautiful scenary with very low crime rate.

I live in canford heath

by Poppy696969 January 31, 2017

Heath and Run

When a couple decides to name their kid heath and then put him up for adoption.

Theo “who the fuck names their kid heath?!”
Herbs “nobody, he was probably the victim of a heath and run!”
Theo “haha, fuck heath!”

by LinkDons August 14, 2019