Hannes

Hannes (verb) meaning:
1. Anal leakage.

2. A huge bowel movement stuck in your unus.
3. When laughing with diarrhea and you accidentally shit yourself.
4. Uncontrollably farting or having an urgency to have a shit when shocked, stressed or caught cheating.

Hannes a name for a male usually derived from Johannes. Usually a homosexual blue/green eyed sweaty bald guy.

The name of a guy with big hips and nipples like a women. The personification of player. A hannes is most likely always cheating, lying or hiding something.

A pathetic shit stain on the underwear of society. A psychopath, molester and sex addict that loves porn.

Guy1: Do you smell that? What is it.. Is that... Dude did you just hannes!??
Guy2: I'm sorry, but my girlfriend just texted me that she knows you and me got it on last night.

Dude1: Last night I caught Hannes boinking his own cousin
Dude2: That is so sick dude!

by CoolUSAdude May 22, 2013

hanneman

A formidable family of highly intelligent, incredibly good looking, and generous people. The Hannemans are skilled at all crafts, especially digging. The first vowel 'A' typically designates the personality type.

Those Hannemans are damn good at every damn thing!

by dallasvialondon April 19, 2018

hanline

A Hanline is an all around bad mother fucker, a natural women attractant that kills 30 packs on a daily basis, A Hanline never fucks around and always gets shit done in any situation, kills in any sport he plays and is good at everything

Boy 1: "Dude do you know that Hanline dude?"
Boy 2: "Yeah man, hes a bad motherfucker."

by Twatslam April 22, 2018

Christopher Robert Haines

A very sweet guy with a big heart. He is the most amazing boyfriend anyone could ever imagine. He is full of love, compassion, and commitment. He should never have anxiety when it comes to his girlfriend because just like he does, she loves him to the ends of the earth.

Caitlin loves that Christopher Robert Haines, they make a cute couple. They are goals.

by Lilshawty January 11, 2017

Hannie

An overrated ship between twelve year olds, Hayden Summerall and Annie Leblanc

Someone: oh I totally ship hannie
Me: I don’t, Brannie is the og.

by diggory8 October 12, 2017

hanniel

An amazing, athletic person that loves the Bengals. He is very smart, and will go to Harvard, and will play for the Bengals, after getting a degree. He also is very kind and good at memorizing.

Hanniel is amazing.

by AJ Green 813 May 6, 2018

Jake hannes

a kid that has a microscopic penis and likes men.

jake hannes likes guys

by ch69696969 February 4, 2020