Hankiest of Handkerchiefs

Meaning 'the best'- The handkerchief that is better than all the rest - usually with a strong attractive pattern / design that makes it the 'Hankiest if Hankerchiefs'

Bob - "Is that blue and burgandy striped handkerchief yours?"
Derek - "Yeah, it's my favourite"
Bob - "Well it sure is a nice looking one"
Derek "It's the Hankiest of Handkerchiefs"

by Hank chief March 15, 2009

Handispa

Two possible meanings to the delighfull word.
1. Someone of less the standard intelegence in the act of doing something handicapt

2. A basin of cooling water to relax ones muscles after an extensive sporting session.
Or the more practicle use of relaxing your hand after jerking the berk for hours upon end

Paris Hilton was quite the Handispa when she taped her sexual relations with that black dude for everyone to jerk off too.

by Hatler Christ1 May 7, 2009

pull the love handles

Grabbing a BBW or chubby chick rolls or by the waist pulling her back when you're banging her from the back!

My dick big enough to pull the love handles of some fat chick

by J91GMaine November 10, 2020

daddy handles

A slim girls' pelvis, Which sticks out to provide to handy handles

I made good uses of my slim girlfriends' "daddy handles" last night whilst taking her from behind

by PV Person June 3, 2015

oh shit handles

a large woman's love handles, used for holding on when she is having her way with a smaller man as he yells "oh shit" and desperately clinches her love handles.

"She wasnt gonna let up, so I grabbed me some of them oh shit handles and held on for my life"

by Vultron January 9, 2008

hundies

A group of emos/greebos/goths

"I saw some hundies listning to some heavy metal"

by Millifrid November 20, 2007

homo handles

Sideburns. see also "bugger grips"

"check out the homo handles on that rockabill"

by djwalker October 13, 2008