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hambeast

1. a person so extremely large, the back of their neck resembles a package of hotdogs, and their thighs are reminiscent of rice pudding on a hot afternoon
2. a term used to describe poor ld debaters at truman hs, including but not limited to a certain member nicknamed object
3. an alternative to thanksgiving turkeys
"oh HELL naw, i am NOT putting crisco on that ass! its her damn fault for not buying double doors, stupid hambeast!"
by twh2025 September 4, 2005
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hamed

Persian word for pimp; See Also def. of Amyn ...
Hamed and Amyn are Pimps. Word yo, word
by Merc Em' January 3, 2005
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hamberders

A type of food served only by President 45 of the United States of America. Unknown origin. Perhaps derived from the town of Idiotville, the town in which the President was born.
“Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc. Within one hour, it was all gone.” POTUS 45
by Donuts Make Me Go-Nuts January 15, 2019
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Hamel

A sexual act in which a women performs a hand job on their respective man while begging for his sperm like a camel begs for water after a long journey.
man she pulled the best hamel last night!
by alonlover June 12, 2010
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hamden

Hamden is a fairly big town, it is actually considered a city because of the amount of people, but we are still known as the Town Of Hamden. A childs life growing up in Hamden can change drastically depending on what area of hamden they grow up in.
You have the North end of hamden that is filled with a bunch of rich crackers that think they are the shit and walk around the halls of Hamden High wearing there Hollister and AE clothes. Then you have the South end of hamden. Now, its not as bad as people make it seem. Yeah, you have the drug dealers and yeah, the majority of the people living there are black or hispanic. But that dosent mean anything. If you know people, then your fine. But if your white and from the North end... dont bother coming unless your planning on spending money on drugs.
Hamden High itself is a huge Salade bowl. NOT a melting pot by far. If you walk into the lunch room you can see the seperate tables for Blacks, White, Hispanics, and the Asians. Most of the administrators are racist and the security guards dont do ANYTHING. If your a senior then you pretty much can do what you want, but if your a freshman... stay in your place... please.
For all the future graduates of Hamden High School a little advice, go to college! If you dont, then you are most likley going to be living there for the rest of your life! Get out while you can. I know i am.
Oh Yeah, One more thing... H-town is a gay name. =)
hamden is a boring ass town.
by Senior Status November 30, 2006
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Hambeast

A "human" that looks like they are smuggling dozens of hams under their clothes. They are generally poor, but thoroughly enjoy cheap Gin and Tonics at the local dive bar (but they don't tip). Their favorite food is Pork Rinds, and that stuff that looks like ham grease on their clothes is usually a weird mixture of gin, sweat, actual ham grease, saliva (not necessarily theirs), and occasionally urine. Although occasionally confused with the bull dyke, hambeasts aren't always lesbians.
-Holy shit! Why's that grizzly bear wearing a skirt? I didn't know bears wore clothes.

-Oh, that's no grizzly bear. It's just a hambeast. The confusion is understandable, however.
by JesusGaGa February 10, 2010
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Hamberder

Fast food burger served cold by dotard. Winning!
I served Clemsonchampionship team hamberders at the Whitehouse.
by amiJ January 15, 2019
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