Hamburguesa 

A three-step process in which one enjoys, in order:
1. A hamburger
2. A blowjob
3. A nap

"What a long day, I could really go for a hamburguesa."

Hamburguesa by AmbiguousGary September 5, 2011

Hamburger 

A sandwich that wanted to be cool so it took steroids and became the super delicious massive pile of awesome that many humans eat to this very day.

Man I just ate the best hamburger.

Hamburger by ChocolateFungi August 18, 2014

hamburglar 

someone who is a fatass and steals other people's food (especially a hamburger or cheeseburger) because he or she is too fat and/or lazy to make or buy their own god damn food.

and when you ask this person if they stole your food, they have that guilty look on their face as they pretend to ignore you. WAY TO MAKE IT OBVIOUS!

Fuck you Sandy, you fucking hamburglar.

hamburglar by Trampy Tina October 24, 2006

hamburguesa 

A term used by a Spanish speaking, Mexican American person to describe a fat, conceited female. A derogatory term used to insult a fat girl/woman who thinks she is attractive and thus acts like stuck up royalty. A fat Mexican-American female who tries to convince men that she is as attractive as her skinny counterparts. An hamburguesa will squeeze into smaller clothing, wear extreme amounts of makeup, might dye her hair in a very light blond color, and wears thongs in order to feel sexy, and to justify the theory that she is much prettier than her skinny friends. She might cock block her friends by being easier and attracting one night stands. An hamburguesa will make fun of smaller women.

girl #1 (skinny)- Do you think Jake will ask me out? he was looking at me so much at da club last night.

hamburguesa (Isabel) - He told me that he does'nt like skinny girls because you are nasty. Anyways, i blew him last night.

hamburguesa by IDONTGIVEAFUCCKY July 10, 2010

hamburbur

The coolest hamburger you will ever see. Just add some jizz, breast milk and gay people and your patty is done. Make sure the bread is coated with meth, and the cheese has grinded pussy added to it. Lovely tasting, and great for gaming. Make sure you make one for a deanne or a larry too.

this hamburbur: The coolest hamburger you will ever see. Just add some jizz, breast milk and gay people and your patty is done. Make sure the bread is coated with meth, and the cheese has grinded pussy added to it. Lovely tasting, and great for gaming. Make sure you make one for a deanne or a larry too.

hamburbur by hamburburman September 25, 2020

hamburglar 

To take advantage of someone, from behind, while said person is vomiting.

"I Hamburglared Bonnie while she had the flu."

hamburglar by scala5k January 23, 2005

Hamburger Hips 

Someone who stole all of the Hamburglar's hamburgers and because of this now has some extra weight on their hips (and mostly likely everywhere else).

Oh Tom used to be skinny but now he has some big 'ole hamburger hips.

Hamburger Hips by The Hamburglar's Accomplice July 9, 2011