HAM

Hot ass mess

I am a HAM.

by UnicornPickle February 6, 2019

HAM

H- home
A- and
M- masturbate

HAM's the way to go

by youdontknowwhoiamsostopguessin November 18, 2019

Ham

verb. To get high.

On ski trip we like to ham!

by Factory girls March 14, 2009

HAM

1. noun: A tasty pinkish meat that is cut from a pig.
2. adj: A word to describe the exhaust sound from a ricer's car.

1. "This is one tasty ham sandwich"
2. "This kid flew by me and all i heard was hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmm."

by bobushka king April 13, 2003

Ham

1. The new 'sac.' Used by a cultish group of DC-area linguists to supplement (some whisper "replace") the old mainstay: "sac."

2. An actual ham. Used in a derogatory fashion, as many of the group's core membership are vegetarians.

3. Stacy.

4. A greeting or salutation.

"How's your ham?"
"Just fine. How's your sac?"

by RR & TO, Linguistic Innovators February 25, 2008

ham

An attractive female with a big round ass and/or voluptuous breasts.

"That girls ham" "She's hot, but she ain't ham"

by tryin2hard March 4, 2009

ham

An abbreviation for the phrase "having a moment". Can be used similar to 'i ily you" such as "I'm having a ham" which is grammatically incorrect of course, or just simply "I'm ham".

Person 1: *sigh* *has a sad face*
Person 2: awww, what's up?
Person 1: sorry, i'm just having a ham.
Person 2: oh k

by sezzzzzzab August 29, 2010