Hammed

A fart that takes place around the holidays. Similar to yammed. Overtones of ham, undertones of pumpkin and eggnog.

"Oh my fucking god, Josh hammed the other night while he was sniffing poppers"

by NigglesPiggles December 13, 2009

HAM

HAM stands for Hot Asian Man. It's an acronym. It is most often used when someone is near a hot Asian man and would like to comment on his hawtness without him realizing it. Associated words: HAG (hot Asian girl).

Check out that HAM over there. Damn.

by PrincessXena June 4, 2011

hammed

When you place your bare ass cheeks on someones face. This can be done to your friends in their conscious or unconscious state of mind.Its not recommended to place your bare ass on someone who is bigger than you because they might whoop your ass, or worse, give you a dirty taco in return.

Josh hammed Timmy at the lake house in front of everyone. It was a spectacular flying ham to the grill. This was very impressive because he had to jump fairly high for his ass to face contact.

by Bsmitty003 March 17, 2008

ham

A lame, useless person. Someone who sits there and does nothing. Like a ham.

Why can't he do something with his life? He is SUCH a ham.

by Benson McGee November 26, 2010

HAM

Anal intercourse

Let's go to the kitchen and get some "ham".

by Sentientdeth August 7, 2003

HAM

acronym; means hoe after menopause

Man, she about 50 years old and her mini-skirt is way short. She a HAM for sure.

by LBT/Antimosity November 16, 2003

HAM

Hot Ass Mess!!! Referring to someone that is just plain tacky looking and don't even know it.

Damn, the clothes she has on makes her look like a HAM.

by SexyShaunLuvsFB July 19, 2007