Chocolate Haircut

When you take a crap and some of the poo gets stuck on your ass hair, when the poo dries and you need to cut the hair so you can properly shit again!!

I spend too long in the toilet, I think I need a Chocolate Haircut so I can shit properly again.

by Saulness. November 30, 2011

emosexual haircut

a haircut that is cut to medium length. usually black in color, and occasionally sports highlights of many different colors.

look at tim. he has such an emosexual haircut.

by urine4it February 10, 2010

Haircut Eric

Someone who gets a haircut and acts brand new.

Y’all seen haircut Eric he acting like white girls twerking on him doesn’t get his blood boiling.

by CoitusJackson June 7, 2019

monkee haircut

When Asian kids go to Thailand and in search of lady boys and spearfishing trips

Albert went to Thailand for a monkee haircut.

by BlueBYU October 3, 2017

Hamlet haircut

A Shakespeare play haircut.

Hey! Did you see his hamlet haircut? Shits got everyone fucked up today. He should be trying out for a Shakespeare play instead of coming to work like that.

by Haircutpolice May 30, 2015

da haircut

A DA or ducks ass haircut, was popular in the 50's when guys greased up their hair and combed it straight back on both sides, producing a distinct rudder like effect in the rear.

Clyde is rocking a real old time DA haircut.

by Id Molotov November 2, 2017

Accidental Haircut

The act of, while pounding a partner from behind, " accidentally " ripping out a chunk of her hair. Quickly pull out, blow your load on the bald patch, and hastily reapply the hair, and hope she doesn't notice.

" Man, can I stay at your place tonight, Monica is pissed. "

" What happened bro? "
" Gave her an accidental haircut. Oops. "

by Dickburgers February 12, 2015